gordondaviesmoustache
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It both arouses and disgusts me in equal measure.nijinsky's fetlocks said:
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Daftest thing you've done.
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Citizenhill
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Me and 3 mates had just been in town having a drink and we were all pretty drunk, anyway we passed our local shopping centre which was closed with bars, my mate decided to go through them as he's that skinny. Needless to say 6 coppers came by and we were standing around for half an hour whilst they decided what to do with us and get footage to see if he'd stolen anything, I also got threatened with arrest for swearing, never heard such rubbish in my life.
rushts said:I tried to shag a girl using an empty crisp packet as a condom.
But she was having none of it.
Ready salted?
rushts
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chabal said:rushts said:I tried to shag a girl using an empty crisp packet as a condom.
But she was having none of it.
Ready salted?
Monster Munch (flaming hot)
To be fair the Joop didn't taste of much we were that mullered. We'd been drinking Smirnoff black, dark rum, Morgan spiced and this weird Noggie lager called Rignes gold. To think about it, it probably wasn't just the Joop that did it. We all started spewing and it STUNK of Joop.
I also once stapled my balls to a coffee table after an end of the month (before payday) change scramble and mustered enough money for 2 2 litre bottles of white lightning and nailing the lot! My pal that night got dared to run as fast as he could into a lamp post and knocked himself clean out, funnily enough the same night a South African called Jacko got bet that he wouldn't have both arms ran over by a car for £50 - he did it and had the cash stuffed in his pocket before heading off to A&E for bi lateral plaster casts.
I also once stapled my balls to a coffee table after an end of the month (before payday) change scramble and mustered enough money for 2 2 litre bottles of white lightning and nailing the lot! My pal that night got dared to run as fast as he could into a lamp post and knocked himself clean out, funnily enough the same night a South African called Jacko got bet that he wouldn't have both arms ran over by a car for £50 - he did it and had the cash stuffed in his pocket before heading off to A&E for bi lateral plaster casts.
gordondaviesmoustache
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Hang on a minute. You drank 'Morgan Spiced'? Seriously?Drewmanc said:To be fair the Joop didn't taste of much we were that mullered. We'd been drinking Smirnoff black, dark rum, Morgan spiced and this weird Noggie lager called Rignes gold. To think about it, it probably wasn't just the Joop that did it. We all started spewing and it STUNK of Joop.
BimboBob
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rushts said:Got a pack of seven pairs of socks for xmas.
I only wore the 'Wednesday' pair on a Monday lol.
You're a fucking nutter you are.
After a night of pop drinking myself and a few friends were walking home when a mate spied one of them huge cranes they use for building tall...erm...buildings. For 10 whole pounds I climbed up it until I got to the cab, which was open, so I sat in it and pretended I was the driver.
It was then that I sobered up a bit and thought about the descent.
Bricked it all the way down much to my mates amusement.
Also once dived off Bognor Pier into the sea after I had been chucked out of a night club for being drunk.
That was a long and very cold walk home.
totallywired
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Stood on the low wall that used to be at the corner of warwick road singing the `we`ll drink to COLIN THE King`, before a derby in the early 80`s. Only two of us. The kicking was worth it.
BoyBlue_1985
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Drewmanc said:To be fair the Joop didn't taste of much we were that mullered. We'd been drinking Smirnoff black, dark rum, Morgan spiced and this weird Noggie lager called Rignes gold. To think about it, it probably wasn't just the Joop that did it. We all started spewing and it STUNK of Joop.
I also once stapled my balls to a coffee table after an end of the month (before payday) change scramble and mustered enough money for 2 2 litre bottles of white lightning and nailing the lot! My pal that night got dared to run as fast as he could into a lamp post and knocked himself clean out, funnily enough the same night a South African called Jacko got bet that he wouldn't have both arms ran over by a car for £50 - he did it and had the cash stuffed in his pocket before heading off to A&E for bi lateral plaster casts.
Have you or your mates ever talked about mental health issues or thought about going to AA?
Manchester_lalala
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BoyBlue_1985 said:Drewmanc said:To be fair the Joop didn't taste of much we were that mullered. We'd been drinking Smirnoff black, dark rum, Morgan spiced and this weird Noggie lager called Rignes gold. To think about it, it probably wasn't just the Joop that did it. We all started spewing and it STUNK of Joop.
I also once stapled my balls to a coffee table after an end of the month (before payday) change scramble and mustered enough money for 2 2 litre bottles of white lightning and nailing the lot! My pal that night got dared to run as fast as he could into a lamp post and knocked himself clean out, funnily enough the same night a South African called Jacko got bet that he wouldn't have both arms ran over by a car for £50 - he did it and had the cash stuffed in his pocket before heading off to A&E for bi lateral plaster casts.
Have you or your mates ever talked about mental health issues or thought about going to AA?
Fucking pmsl. My thoughts exactly! Got to be the funniest but wackiest post(s) I've ever read on here.