Rainman68 said:Gelsons Dad said:After 18 hours on the piss we got back to the hotel to find a message telling us to fly home ASAP. We agreed to get 2 hours kip and go. 6 hours later one of her majesties Nimrods was on autopilot off the east coast of the states with all 7 crew members fast asleep!
We learnt about flying from that.
Wing Commander Spry ?
BoyBlue_1985 said:Drewmanc said:To be fair the Joop didn't taste of much we were that mullered. We'd been drinking Smirnoff black, dark rum, Morgan spiced and this weird Noggie lager called Rignes gold. To think about it, it probably wasn't just the Joop that did it. We all started spewing and it STUNK of Joop.
I also once stapled my balls to a coffee table after an end of the month (before payday) change scramble and mustered enough money for 2 2 litre bottles of white lightning and nailing the lot! My pal that night got dared to run as fast as he could into a lamp post and knocked himself clean out, funnily enough the same night a South African called Jacko got bet that he wouldn't have both arms ran over by a car for £50 - he did it and had the cash stuffed in his pocket before heading off to A&E for bi lateral plaster casts.
Have you or your mates ever talked about mental health issues or thought about going to AA?
My new hero ... style!rushts said:I tried to shag a girl using an empty crisp packet as a condom.
But she was having none of it.
mcmanus said:BimboBob said:mcmanus said:Speaks for itself, but I am on about idiot moments but not I dumped this girl/lad stuff.
... right I'm first. After half an hour of my smoke alarm beeping every minute I went to inspect it. Pulled it down and it was wired up not batteries so I just thought fuck....... me, my burnt and bent scissors ended up in my beroom.
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Had a broken plug socket with a broken plug in it. A metal knife will shift that.
Hurts doesn't it.
Next thing I knew was the girl from next door flat knocking on my door asking 'McManus my telly and lignts ain't do you know anything about electricity?'
Drewmanc said:One night hard drinking in Norway with 3 friends we'd run out of money (pretty quick if any of you have been to Norway) and run out of booze so we broke open the duty free we'd bought to carry on but none of us bought beers/spirits only after shave so after deciding which one smelt like you could drink it we decided on Joop! So 2 bottles of it later we ended up in A&E in Tromso with alcohol poisoning. Can't smell Joop to this day without gipping.
Never Mind The Pollocks said:mcmanus said:BimboBob said:Similar...
Had a broken plug socket with a broken plug in it. A metal knife will shift that.
Hurts doesn't it.
Next thing I knew was the girl from next door flat knocking on my door asking 'McManus my telly and lignts ain't do you know anything about electricity?'
Did you bum her?
Gelsons Dad said:Rainman68 said:Gelsons Dad said:After 18 hours on the piss we got back to the hotel to find a message telling us to fly home ASAP. We agreed to get 2 hours kip and go. 6 hours later one of her majesties Nimrods was on autopilot off the east coast of the states with all 7 crew members fast asleep!
We learnt about flying from that.
Wing Commander Spry ?
;-)
Not the only time we sent him a letter either!