nijinsky's fetlocks
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Hamann Pineapple said:ox-blue said:Trigger said:Sorry slightly for diversifying, but I am going to the Cheltenham festival on the Thursday this year (part of my 50 to do before becoming 50 in June)
Any helpful tips (not horses) from forum members who have attended on making the experience more enjoyable for our party of 6, would be much appreciated.
Don't mix drinking with gambling expensive mistake.......
Don't drink full stop, or take a portaloo, it's fucking rammed and the queues for the toilets are like nothing you've seen before.
I got locked in a Portaloo cabin whilst having sex at Uttoxeter races.
I ended up being ludicrously late back on the coach,and claimed it was down to massive payout queues after the last race.
I hadn't actually backed a winner all afternoon,and a claustrophobic fumble with a very drunken secretary from Rhyl on a hen do was little consolation.