Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[stonerblue]

"Do you fancy a carvery?"


And you wonder why you meet women like this?

my thoughts exactly.
And, 'a pint of orange squash' ??

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I met a Leeds lass in 06 IIRC, she lived in Blackpool at the time. Bigger than average but her 36G boobs had my attention. So I went back to hers after a drink and we went to bed and she unleashed her bra, I thought 2 seal pups had fallen out, nipples like 2 quarter pound burgers. I saw her a few times as her fun bags were comforting. When she went to the bathroom, I put one of her cups on my head and took a selfie. I had to laugh as I looked like a fuckin Beekeeper lol.

Distance was a killer though, but I duly thanked her for the mammaries(sorry memories).

Love it. If you still have that photo, it would be very rude not to post it here.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Love it. If you still have that photo, it would be very rude not to post it here.

Now this would be funny.

 

[york away to this!]

I met the beautiful Mrs This! on the "times online" dating site - about seven years ago. She was my second date using it, I was her first. Marvelous!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fuck me you shallow set of cunts. Girls big or small need looking after. Everybody has feelings you know, it's a crying shame posters on here think they're all porn stars when in theory we all know they have tiny dicks. I bet half of you drive an audi don't you!! Shocking behaviour.

Shallow, Who are you, the Mariana trench or something?

I don't drive an Audio thanks, nor have I a "tiny dick". Let's just say you wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose ; )

Seriously, If I don't want to watch a programme, I don't. If I don't want to read a book, same applies. So If you don't like what I and others write, don't read. Simple as that really.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

my thoughts exactly.
And, 'a pint of orange squash' ??

I was driving hence soft drinks.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Now this would be funny.

May have pic on an old phone or PC. I'll need to check

 

[HelloCity]

A couple of stories from mates

First met this bird from MySpace who was at Preston uni. Took her out a few times and it went well. Anyway, it gets to half term and she goes home and asks him to pick her up. He gets to the house and it's this massive mansion Marsdon way and it turns out her dad is worth £9 million. They're now married and have two kids. Dad bought them a house, they use his holiday home and he paid £35k for the wedding. My mate well and truly landed on his feet. Glad for he though as he's a really nice lad but not the smartest in the world. He'd still be at his parents if his number didn't come up!

Other mate met this girl off a dating site. No pic. She rings him while on a night out in town and says her mate has left her so wants him to pick her up and take her back to his.

This mate is the shyest, quietest guy I know. He drives to town and they're both on the phone to each other trying to work out where the other is. He walks around the corner and she's stood on the phone right in front of him. He estimates a minimum weight of 300lbs. She clocks him and he says to himself 'fuck'.

He's then too shy and unconfident to say anything so takes her back to his. They drive all the way back to his place in total silence.

He smashes it and he drops her off the next morning.

 

[manimanc]

Shallow, Who are you, the Mariana trench or something?

I don't drive an Audio thanks, nor have I a "tiny dick". Let's just say you wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose ; )

Seriously, If I don't want to watch a programme, I don't. If I don't want to read a book, same applies. So If you don't like what I and others write, don't read. Simple as that really.

Mate.....come on....as if I give a shit about this....was fucking with you.
All part of the japes pal..;)

 

[BlueHammer85]

I met my girlfriend of now 2 years on POF - was first time we both met someone from there - Met at a Pub and we got absolutely wasted , now live together - and i'll be proposing in a few months!