Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[BlueTG]

Hahaha. Good luck mate!

With what? He's proposing she moves out

 

[stonerblue]

I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )

bollox..

 

[jay_mcfc]

bollox..

You'll read his fiction books when he grows up and becomes a bestseller.

 

[CTID1988]

Hmm. I smelt that too.

Il give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant Las Iguanas.

Anyway, bluemoon risin, whats with all this "pride" about not dipping your hand in your pocket and buying a few drinks?! Surely a couple of drinks is worth a shag. If i was a mod you'd be banned by now

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Quality thread this, and I am saying fuck all

Being a grammar nazi, shouldn't that be "fuck anything"?

 

[BimboBob]

being old and married for years and years I have never experienced the joys of a dating site. We just used to go out and try and pull. I had a mate we called "Mullet" due to his unfortunate big top lip who would pull every night due to persistence. He would start off with the unattainable, the good looking and the nicely dressed before working his way down the food chain and eventually getting a nosh off "Fat Julie" round the back of the pub car park. His favoured chat up line was, "Fancy a Shag". That was it. He always pulled though.

 

[maccadon]

Once had an actual date few years ago.invited her to mine n would cook(have known her few years,so more show of my culinary skills) my fryer stopped working about 20 mins before she was due round.so fired oil into a wok n started chips that way.mate called n got talking about biscuits of all things n ended up in full blown discussion.next thing I know smoke alarm is going off, go kitchen n pans ablaze,take it off heat n some oil goes on my hand,fire it out window still ablaze...

So now have kitchen black n full of smoke n burnt hand.door goes n cause pain of hand was sore was downing glasses of wine like water and got rather drunk.

She got married last year n got invited to the wedding cause even though date was a shambles, she said had good laugh n tells people the story a lot.

If was gonna date again will let someone else cook :)

 

[CTID1988]

Once had an actual date few years ago.invited her to mine n would cook(have known her few years,so more show of my culinary skills) my fryer stopped working about 20 mins before she was due round.so fired oil into a wok n started chips that way.mate called n got talking about biscuits of all things n ended up in full blown discussion.next thing I know smoke alarm is going off, go kitchen n pans ablaze,take it off heat n some oil goes on my hand,fire it out window still ablaze...

So now have kitchen black n full of smoke n burnt hand.door goes n cause pain of hand was sore was downing glasses of wine like water and got rather drunk.

She got married last year n got invited to the wedding cause even though date was a shambles, she said had good laugh n tells people the story a lot.

If was gonna date again will let someone else cook :)

You did chips for a romantic meal? You charmer

 

[maccadon]

You did chips for a romantic meal? You charmer

What else was gonna go with fish? Freshly caught(well just landed that morning) vienetta for pudding too what else can a woman want?

 

[mancityvstoke]

chips n gravy in a tray....and a wheelie bin................top date