Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[Ducado]

There is a whiff of bullshit in this thread

 

[BimboBob]

There is a whiff of bullshit in this thread

A whiff? Only a whiff?

 

[Ducado]

A whiff? Only a whiff?

Well perhaps a very strong smell of it

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What a shit imagination if the story is, I took this bird for a carvery...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

So depending on the quality of lady, the BMR sliding scale is a bag of chips, a carvery, a Brazilian restaurant that doesnt exist and then 1 of the only 2 restaurants in Manchester (McDonalds or Burger King?) if she's top notch. So there is 4 tiers of women.

I think all future stories/dates/comments about exs should tell us where they are on the BMR scale.

The heavy treaders are never treated to chips Lakey

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The heavy treaders are never treated to chips Lakey

I thought that was how you enticed them into bed, with a trail of tramps truffles... then you get them to take the tent off their huge norks so you can photo them

 

[stony]

There is a whiff of bullshit in this thread

Hang on a minute. You can't spend the best part of a year gallivanting on the Lancashire riviera and then come back making spurious(but probably accurate) comments about the good citizens of bm.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Someone google Keith Macrae, pic in green goalie shirt ASAP and upload it on here ta ta

Haw Laykee, will be bostin so shut thi cake 'ole tha daft Brummie dick

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Here you go BMR you ****

Looks like @TCIB

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Cheers Lakey