David Beckham gets knighted (after being snubbed for years)! apparently

Just in time for him to show his support for government money to pay for the other tax dodgers Circus tent
 
RiversideBlue said:
Hated him as a rag footballer but he seems to be one of the less hateable ones in retirement. Seems a nice enough, simple soul, a good dad and, i thought, lining up to pay his respects to the queen rather than dodging the queue like Phil and Holly was a touch of class. Also did his bit for the 2012 Olympic bid and always seems to promote the country well. Good luck to the rag bastard.
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Tbh I found all those things deeply cynical. Particularly the faux modest joining the line to see the queen dressed as tiny Bob Cratchet. I do think he is personally pretty harmless, and largely directed by skeletal spice who is a relentless social climber. She's always acted like faux royalty, even though she's just a chav with an eating disorder masquerading as talent.
 
When you promote a fake goods and somewhat dangerous website, which surely is of significant opportunity cost to the HMRC with lost VAT and damaging to UK businesses, he surely should have stayed on the HMRC shit list.

Are Chinese fake goods suddenly an acceptable thing to endorse?
 
Katie Price has BLASTED David Beckham making fun of the footballers knighthood saying she won’t be calling him Sir, she’ll just call him Dave.

The renowned author Katie asked: ‘What does the SIR stand for, Still Inside Rebecca?’ referring to his infamous cheating scandal with Rebecca Loos.

But David was in no mood to take the high road: ‘Get to fuck Katie. You’ve seen more ceilings than Michelangelo. The only sword you’ll be getting on your shoulder is made of pork’.
 
Unbelievable how much money this brain dead, vacuous **** has managed to make for himself.

Don’t think he’s especially malign, and fame and money have done far, far worse things to others, but if I got the chance to spend anything more than an evening in his company (for reasons of morbid curiosity) then I honestly wouldn’t be interested.

I bet he’s a right boring ****.
 
bakerdave76 said:
Katie Price has BLASTED David Beckham making fun of the footballers knighthood saying she won’t be calling him Sir, she’ll just call him Dave.

The renowned author Katie asked: ‘What does the SIR stand for, Still Inside Rebecca?’ referring to his infamous cheating scandal with Rebecca Loos.

But David was in no mood to take the high road: ‘Get to fuck Katie. You’ve seen more ceilings than Michelangelo. The only sword you’ll be getting on your shoulder is made of pork’.
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He only worked on 1 didn't he? Sculptor by trade and branched out into painting to rival Leonardo.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Unbelievable how much money this brain dead, vacuous **** has managed to make for himself.

Don’t think he’s especially malign, and fame and money have done far, far worse things to others, but if I got the chance to spend anything more than an evening in his company (for reasons of morbid curiosity) then I honestly wouldn’t be interested.

I bet he’s a right boring ****.
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Can you imagine meeting him at the pub, saying ‘David you must have some great stories to tell’ only for him to come out with ‘Well, erm yeah ya know erm it’s been good’
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Unbelievable how much money this brain dead, vacuous **** has managed to make for himself.

Don’t think he’s especially malign, and fame and money have done far, far worse things to others, but if I got the chance to spend anything more than an evening in his company (for reasons of morbid curiosity) then I honestly wouldn’t be interested.

I bet he’s a right boring ****.
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Imagine: the unfortunate fly on the wall in the Beckham's family home, plotting it's suicide as a quick way out of its hell.
 
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