Might as well stay in Germany and we'll pick him up on our way back from Munich at the end of SeptemberI think he'll wait until the Champions League draw. If City get a tough one he'll stay at Wolfsburg, if Wolfsburg get a tough draw he'll come to City and if both get tough draws he'll spend the night crying and trying to self-fellatiate in front of the mirror.
Tell everone that the priest is a fraud and you can hear young boy's screaming in the basement.
Might also be worth pointing out that god may not be real.
I believe it is called Auto-FellatioI think he'll wait until the Champions League draw. If City get a tough one he'll stay at Wolfsburg, if Wolfsburg get a tough draw he'll come to City and if both get tough draws he'll spend the night crying and trying to self-fellatiate in front of the mirror.
he would lose out on millions due to loyalty bonus
Nah, that was the last family wedding, need new material.
To fly to moscowMight as well stay in Germany and we'll pick him up on our way back from Munich at the end of September
Deliberate wumming is against the CoC. Please desistObviously not
Think they might throw a game against an Italian team in betweenTo fly to moscow
you mean the 'Marouanne'.I believe it is called Auto-Fellatio