De Bruyne?

[Paulmcfc2703]

Not a chance I can get 2 tickets on my points (3,500) so if anyone can help PM me

I'm sure they've sold out mate

 

[sir baconface]

So he plays in Germany and is likened by posters to both a young Gerrard and a more direct Nasri....

I'm getting the picture of a candle-wielding, bratwurst-eating surrender monkey.

 

[Paladin]

No Agenda here

I would love to see him score against Chelsea, then lift his City shirt to reveal a tee shirt with this printed on it for the world to see.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Wolfsburg in the emirates cup this weekend! Be interesting to see if he plays any part!

 

[DiscoSteve]

But can he beat the first man from a corner?

not when he comes to us because....

we never score from a corner... we never score from a cooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnahhhhhhhhhh.... we never score from a corner...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I would love to see him score against Chelsea, then lift his City shirt to reveal a tee shirt with this printed on it for the world to see.

"I'm here to Kop some trophies"?

Not sure it works, mate.

 

[supercity88]

"I'm here to Kop some trophies"?

Not sure it works, mate.

Darren Bent would have been better, but I'm hoping for "Bent Kop Hero" as a headline at some stage.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Darren Bent would have been better, but I'm hoping for "Bent Kop Hero" as a headline at some stage.

Or Suarez:

"Racist Kop Hero".

 

[Neville Kneville]

not when he comes to us because....

we never score from a corner... we never score from a cooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnahhhhhhhhhh.... we never score from a corner...

When I've watched him, some of his corners have been fucking terrible. But the difference is that it's deadly 'when' he gets it right, as opposed to every corner being shite.

 

[drthingy]

haha quality gif

why does her head not move in the mirror
what is this sorcery?