To which Mr. Brent would surely say, "I've never come across a little queer"
Methinks Brent would have KDB et al signed by now, One look at those Cuban heels and it would all turn Swales-like and we'd be parading them all in front of the great and good of Fleet Street (whilst searching for the funds to support the cheques just signed) - fuck, it was sooooo much easier when we had nowt!
Off topic I know, but I remember walking down Corporation St circa 1992/3 and the MEN billboard announced, (amidst much speculation that Les Ferdinand had indicated he might want a move)
...Les Says City.
Note there were no speech marks, and very deliberately so, for upon purchasing said newspaper, it seems that the speech marks would have been written as such: "Les" says City. Rather than the hoped for...Les says, "City".
Crafty cunts!