De Bruyne?

[supercity88]

I think he'll wait until the Champions League draw. If City get a tough one he'll stay at Wolfsburg, if Wolfsburg get a tough draw he'll come to City and if both get tough draws he'll spend the night crying and trying to self-fellatiate in front of the mirror.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

I think he'll wait until the Champions League draw. If City get a tough one he'll stay at Wolfsburg, if Wolfsburg get a tough draw he'll come to City and if both get tough draws he'll spend the night crying and trying to self-fellatiate in front of the mirror.

Might as well stay in Germany and we'll pick him up on our way back from Munich at the end of September

 

[aguero93:20]

Tell everone that the priest is a fraud and you can hear young boy's screaming in the basement.

Might also be worth pointing out that god may not be real.

Nah, that was the last family wedding, need new material.

 

[ComfySeats]

I think he'll wait until the Champions League draw. If City get a tough one he'll stay at Wolfsburg, if Wolfsburg get a tough draw he'll come to City and if both get tough draws he'll spend the night crying and trying to self-fellatiate in front of the mirror.

I believe it is called Auto-Fellatio

 

[abu13]

he would lose out on millions due to loyalty bonus

Ive never understood this, lets assume they want £55 million for him and we are happy to pay it, they would need to use say £5 million to pay him off so Wolfsburg get a net £50 MILLION. So if this was the stumbling block why would we not agree to pay Wolfsburg the £50 million and pay KDB the £5 million?

 

[BadApple]

Nah, that was the last family wedding, need new material.

Haha

 

[Ireland_for_pm]

Might as well stay in Germany and we'll pick him up on our way back from Munich at the end of September

To fly to moscow

 

[bluwes]

Obviously not

Deliberate wumming is against the CoC. Please desist

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

To fly to moscow

Think they might throw a game against an Italian team in between

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I believe it is called Auto-Fellatio

you mean the 'Marouanne'.

 

[TRUE BLUE NO1]

I guess it could be rubbish but rumours of PSG interest have been reported the last few days...

Martyn Macintyre ‏@MartynMacintyre 30m30 minutes ago
PSG have now matched Manchester City's €80m (£59m) offer for Kevin De Bruyne. (BILD)

 

[KDBsmum]

I guess it could be rubbish but rumours of PSG interest have been reported the last few days...

Martyn Macintyre ‏@MartynMacintyre 30m30 minutes ago
PSG have now matched Manchester City's €80m (£59m) offer for Kevin De Bruyne. (BILD)

...by BILD

 

[zeven]

I guess it could be rubbish but rumours of PSG interest have been reported the last few days...

Martyn Macintyre ‏@MartynMacintyre 30m30 minutes ago
PSG have now matched Manchester City's €80m (£59m) offer for Kevin De Bruyne. (BILD)

PSG shit, town shit, food shit, language shit, football shit, league shit

 

[hihosilva]

...by BILD

I think they're desperate for us not to sign him

 

[squirtyflower]

PSG shit, town shit, food shit, language shit, football shit, league shit

Beer too expensive

 

[Steve68]

Ive never understood this, lets assume they want £55 million for him and we are happy to pay it ...

It would then go up to £60 mill would be my guess. Maybe our people know the more they bid the higher the price will end up being. If it happens this might be one of those deals which can only be struck at the last minute.

 

[supercity88]

I believe it is called Auto-Fellatio

That's a mouthful.

 

[NQCitizen]

If he was 'desperate' he'd put in a transfer request

And what would that change if he did?

 

[aguero93:20]

you mean the 'Marouanne'.

Nah, that's rimming yourself with a toilet brush soaked in bleach.

 

[aguero93:20]

PSG shit, town shit, food shit, language shit, football shit, league shit

People are arrogant arsewipes.