I’ll take my chances, thanks.You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
If there is an upstairs and downstairs then I best stock up on the factor 50..
I’ll take my chances, thanks.You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
Why would you need suncream in hell!?I’ll take my chances, thanks.
If there is an upstairs and downstairs then I best stock up on the factor 50..
It gets a bit hot apparently. Probably won’t offer much protection to the red hot pokers being shoved up my arse on a daily basis but better safe than sorry.Why would you need suncream in hell!?
Do we?You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
"Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)I am in good company then.
NoYou're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
There is a god, but he retired, after damaging his cruciate ligament in July last year."Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)
Alarm didn't go off?Caveman turned up 60 million years later.
as the great ricky gervais says"Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)
You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
No, but since he is the author and creator of all things, I’d like to think he would have the patience and understanding to engage in a rational debate about my lack of belief being mainly due to some appalling design failures and some really piss-poor PR.