Dear Atheists..

Blue Llama said:
Many of them before the Milky Way so maybe he kept creating them until he got one right. The ones created after show the Earth isn't perfect.
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A trillion attempts to get it right, and I thought I was shite at my job. It's odd that the bible didn't really have too much to say about the other 4,500,000,000 years of history.

Maybe god got bored, created humans and now we're killing everything and screwing it all up, he's a sadistic bastard this god of ours.
 
inbetween said:
A trillion attempts to get it right, and I thought I was shite at my job. It's odd that the bible didn't really have too much to say about the other 4,500,000,000 years of history.

Maybe god got bored, created humans and now we're killing everything and screwing it all up, he's a sadistic bastard this god of ours.
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Don't be too hard on him, he doesn't exist.
 
George Washington would never have known a dinosaur existed

Random I know
 
Gray said:
I am in good company then.
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"Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)
 
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johnny crossan said:
"Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)
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There is a god, but he retired, after damaging his cruciate ligament in July last year.
 
johnny crossan said:
"Many different definitions may be offered of the word 'God'. Given this fact, atheism makes a much stronger claim than theism does. The atheist says that no matter what definition you choose, 'God exists' is always false. The theist only claims that there is some definition which will make 'God exists' true." (The cleverest man in Christendom)
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as the great ricky gervais says

‘Basically, you deny one less God than I do. You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more.’
 
MellowJoe said:
You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
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MellowJoe said:
You're never gonna get into heaven if you deny the existence of god, so we all believe secretly don't we?
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Betterdeedthan red said:
No
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No, but since he is the author and creator of all things, I’d like to think he would have the patience and understanding to engage in a rational debate about my lack of belief being mainly due to some appalling design failures and some really piss-poor PR.
 
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