do me a favour!!

[burning blue soul]

Watch out for a new album from the band Burning Blue Soul and the Servered Parts.

A cocktail sausage would have been more realistic :-)

thats an ironic joke by the way!!!

 

[gingerthai]

Watch out for a new album from the band Burning Blue Soul and the Servered Parts.

A cocktail sausage would have been more realistic :-)

That would have worked better had i put severed and not servered. lol

 

[LittleStan]

This thread is a very good lesson in take care what you put online.....it never goes away and has the chance to come back and bite.

Especially when the little wife finds out the hiding place......

 

[Nobheadswife]

This thread is a very good lesson in take care what you put online.....it never goes away and has the chance to come back and bite.

Especially when the little wife finds out the hiding place......

hahaha the little wife??? Brilliant!!! :-)

 

[LittleStan]

This thread is a very good lesson in take care what you put online.....it never goes away and has the chance to come back and bite.

Especially when the little wife finds out the hiding place......

hahaha the little wife??? Brilliant!!! :-)

Well it was either that or Wide Load....and learn the bloody offside rule.

Then tell the rest of us how it works ;)

 

[Nobheadswife]

This thread is a very good lesson in take care what you put online.....it never goes away and has the chance to come back and bite.

Especially when the little wife finds out the hiding place......

hahaha the little wife??? Brilliant!!! :-)

Well it was either that or Wide Load....and learn the bloody offside rule.

Then tell the rest of us how it works ;)

ey up we've got a back chatter, quite funny Tony ;-) Anyway the offside rule explained for you:-
The rule is only thought to be complicated because a player can be in an offside position, without actually being offside. To be in an offside position means that there are less than two members of the other team between you and their goal when you are in their half of the pitch, at the precise moment that a member of your team plays the ball, if you are ahead of the ball at that moment. Note that if you are level with the second last defender, you are not offside.

You can only be offside at the instant the ball is touched, and only if you then actively participate in the play. This means:

Gaining an advantage by being in an offside position. For example, if the goalkeeper or other players are distracted by your position, then that could be counted as gaining an advantage.

Interfering with play, ie, you intercept or receive the ball.
Interfering with an opponent.

To sum up, an attacking player is deemed offside if he is ahead of the ball and the second last defender (including the goal keeper) and in the opponent's half of the field when the pass is played, and he is actively involved in play. It's also worth pointing out that if the ball comes from an opposing player, the offside rule does not apply.

There is also one other condition that must be met - You are only offside if the referee blows his whistle. If he doesn't, then you are not offside. The call is normally made by the assistant referees, but remains the referee's decision. Hope this helps :-)

 

[LittleStan]

hahaha the little wife??? Brilliant!!! :-)

Well it was either that or Wide Load....and learn the bloody offside rule.

Then tell the rest of us how it works ;)

ey up we've got a back chatter, quite funny Tony ;-) Anyway the offside rule explained for you:-
The rule is only thought to be complicated because a player can be in an offside position, without actually being offside. To be in an offside position means that there are less than two members of the other team between you and their goal when you are in their half of the pitch, at the precise moment that a member of your team plays the ball, if you are ahead of the ball at that moment. Note that if you are level with the second last defender, you are not offside.

You can only be offside at the instant the ball is touched, and only if you then actively participate in the play. This means:

Gaining an advantage by being in an offside position. For example, if the goalkeeper or other players are distracted by your position, then that could be counted as gaining an advantage.

Interfering with play, ie, you intercept or receive the ball.
Interfering with an opponent.

To sum up, an attacking player is deemed offside if he is ahead of the ball and the second last defender (including the goal keeper) and in the opponent's half of the field when the pass is played, and he is actively involved in play. It's also worth pointing out that if the ball comes from an opposing player, the offside rule does not apply.

There is also one other condition that must be met - You are only offside if the referee blows his whistle. If he doesn't, then you are not offside. The call is normally made by the assistant referees, but remains the referee's decision. Hope this helps :-)

I suddenly feel VERY alone on here now........

 

[Nobheadswife]

Well it was either that or Wide Load....and learn the bloody offside rule.

Then tell the rest of us how it works ;)

ey up we've got a back chatter, quite funny Tony ;-) Anyway the offside rule explained for you:-
The rule is only thought to be complicated because a player can be in an offside position, without actually being offside. To be in an offside position means that there are less than two members of the other team between you and their goal when you are in their half of the pitch, at the precise moment that a member of your team plays the ball, if you are ahead of the ball at that moment. Note that if you are level with the second last defender, you are not offside.

You can only be offside at the instant the ball is touched, and only if you then actively participate in the play. This means:

Gaining an advantage by being in an offside position. For example, if the goalkeeper or other players are distracted by your position, then that could be counted as gaining an advantage.

Interfering with play, ie, you intercept or receive the ball.
Interfering with an opponent.

To sum up, an attacking player is deemed offside if he is ahead of the ball and the second last defender (including the goal keeper) and in the opponent's half of the field when the pass is played, and he is actively involved in play. It's also worth pointing out that if the ball comes from an opposing player, the offside rule does not apply.

There is also one other condition that must be met - You are only offside if the referee blows his whistle. If he doesn't, then you are not offside. The call is normally made by the assistant referees, but remains the referee's decision. Hope this helps :-)

I suddenly feel VERY alone on here now........

haha I can't believe nobhead isn't backing you up....some mate hey? :-)

 

[Ovo]

Why has the woman been let out of the kitchen?

 

[bluemoon27]

will you 2 just kiss and make up and he swears he wont be thinking about samir whilst in the moment of passion