BETTER-DEAD-THAN-RED
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do me a favour and break my nose
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do me a favour!!
- Thread starter burning blue soul
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Barcon
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Well mr. knobhead, it seems as if you have married Penn and fucking Teller. You've made your bed, now lie in it.
Pride_In_Battle
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Better than any tv soap this! Keep coming back hoping for the next instalment!
gazinho
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Brilliant, brilliant thread but as an aside, on facebook is she Rochelle Littlewood with 3 people on her profile picture or Rochelle Littlewood on her own on her picture? Obviously only so I can avoid her friend requests in future ;-)
FuZzY said:Nobheadswife said:Oh I will be :-) I forgot to mention too speaking of Dear Deidre, ask him about the letter he received from her ;-)
I think it would be simpler all round if you told us :-)
I'm still intrigued to find out the story behind this, so had to dig it back up on the hope of getting an answer?? ;-)
OxBlue
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Appreciate this may be a wind up or if it's real it's not actually vicious or vindictive but if you need her to back off, give her a taste of her own medicine.
She seems quite thick skinned so attacks on her personally won't work, but go for what she cares about (parents, siblings etc..)
She seems quite thick skinned so attacks on her personally won't work, but go for what she cares about (parents, siblings etc..)
burning blue soul
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i got up one fine sunny saturday morning to a letter on the mat.
on opening it, i noticed that it was from the sun newspaper. on further investigation it was a response from deidre to 'my' letter to her explaining that i had gone out with my mates one evening and got very drunk, eventually falling into bed with the local slapper. apparently i was then full of regret and also full of green slime falling (or i think the term was discharging) off my 'owd fella'.
in defence of deidre, she was very sympathetic to my plight, and suggested that getting so drunk and being promiscuous was not in my best interests and the problem i now faced was a direct result of this behaviour.
she recommended that i go to my local GUM (genitary urinary clinic) clinic immediately to receive treatment for this infection.
as i was re-reading this to my 'shocked' wife (but girlfriend at the time), she eventually burst into laughter and coughed up the whole thing as her doing.
the fecking woman!!!
thats my political career out the window with that letter on the Suns database, cheers wife!! :(
ask her about beef tomatoes any way, in fact a think that episode is on the 'stupid things women say' thread.
on opening it, i noticed that it was from the sun newspaper. on further investigation it was a response from deidre to 'my' letter to her explaining that i had gone out with my mates one evening and got very drunk, eventually falling into bed with the local slapper. apparently i was then full of regret and also full of green slime falling (or i think the term was discharging) off my 'owd fella'.
in defence of deidre, she was very sympathetic to my plight, and suggested that getting so drunk and being promiscuous was not in my best interests and the problem i now faced was a direct result of this behaviour.
she recommended that i go to my local GUM (genitary urinary clinic) clinic immediately to receive treatment for this infection.
as i was re-reading this to my 'shocked' wife (but girlfriend at the time), she eventually burst into laughter and coughed up the whole thing as her doing.
the fecking woman!!!
thats my political career out the window with that letter on the Suns database, cheers wife!! :(
ask her about beef tomatoes any way, in fact a think that episode is on the 'stupid things women say' thread.
Nobheadswife
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he has redeemed himself by getting a promotion at work although he did tell me not to tell anybody :-)
kidnap or murder?OxBlue said:Appreciate this may be a wind up or if it's real it's not actually vicious or vindictive but if you need her to back off, give her a taste of her own medicine.
She seems quite thick skinned so attacks on her personally won't work, but go for what she cares about (parents, siblings etc..)