Nobheadswife
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Never been one for the kitchen, I prefer the bedroom myself :-) who's Samir?
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you'll probably find references to him in the 'man love for Silva' thread....Nobheadswife said:Never been one for the kitchen, I prefer the bedroom myself :-) who's Samir?
bluemoon27
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Nobheadswife said:Never been one for the kitchen, I prefer the bedroom myself :-) who's Samir?
just a random name i come up with
LittleStan said:Nobheadswife said:hahaha the little wife??? Brilliant!!! :-)LittleStan said:This thread is a very good lesson in take care what you put online.....it never goes away and has the chance to come back and bite.
Especially when the little wife finds out the hiding place......
Well it was either that or Wide Load....and learn the bloody offside rule.
Then tell the rest of us how it works ;)
I always found this the easiest way to understand the 'Offside Rule'
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
;-)
law74
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Thank fcuk Im a batchelor
These Wive things other men have are far too dangerous to be let lose on our society.
BBS, the mistake you made wasnt in talking to the wife on the phone, but talking to the vicar in front of the alter.
These Wive things other men have are far too dangerous to be let lose on our society.
BBS, the mistake you made wasnt in talking to the wife on the phone, but talking to the vicar in front of the alter.
Nobheadswife said:Never been one for the kitchen, I prefer the bedroom myself :-) who's Samir?
Er..Samir Nasri?? supposedly someone u rags were in for ;)
Like bluetoo said, its the highlight of the day
Btw, This should be in the Classics section....topnotch thread..couldn't stop laughing..read all 22 pages of it..bbs, we all agree, Nobheadswife's a keeper... ;)
but i think most of the regular posters have not caught on to this thread (being distracted by the imminent Nasri signing and all)...or afraid to..would have been explosive otherwise! :D
burning blue soul
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law74 said:Thank fcuk Im a batchelor
These Wive things other men have are far too dangerous to be let lose on our society.
BBS, the mistake you made wasnt in talking to the wife on the phone, but talking to the vicar in front of the alter.
i honestly wouldnt change her, she is a loud mouth gobshite, but i know i will be laughing with her until the day she kills me!!!
just surprised its taken her this long to announce herself on here, obviously seeing i was having to many good times without her. actually she is back in cyprus tomorrow so i can police her better.
Nobheadswife
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Oiii bbs (does that stand for billy bull shitter?) My facebook status at the moment is has anybody spoke to my husband tonight as I think he might be dead.....then I come on here and you're online!!! Why you not answering your phone??? ps don't call me a gob shite or I will proper go to town on you!!! :-)
tueartsboots
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Maybe that's what he wants ;)Nobheadswife said:Oiii bbs (does that stand for billy bull shitter?) My facebook status at the moment is has anybody spoke to my husband tonight as I think he might be dead.....then I come on here and you're online!!! Why you not answering your phone??? ps don't call me a gob shite or I will proper go down on you!!! :-)
bluemoon27
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Nobheadswife said:Oiii bbs (does that stand for billy bull shitter?) My facebook status at the moment is has anybody spoke to my husband tonight as I think he might be dead.....then I come on here and you're online!!! Why you not answering your phone??? ps don't call me a gob shite or I will proper go to town on you!!! :-)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B04XbfibgT4[/youtube]
and off we go