Mr BMR, I am far too much of a gentleman to smear a ladies reputation, even if she was a bloated warthog!
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Well went today to one just off Portland street near the old monkey pub. Had knocked one out this morning just in case I was asked the question and to reduce temptation.
A lovey massage and a sign saying please do not ask for sexual services so assumed it was all fine and then sure enough right at end she points at my cock and says you want happy ending?
I was I admit 8/10 tempted but managed to get off the coach just as my cock was firing into action and bang my trousers on. Leg feels miles worse but at least I know now.
A wank is not really worth a wank is it. If she had gotten her kit off mind then it would have been game over!
A lovey massage and a sign saying please do not ask for sexual services so assumed it was all fine and then sure enough right at end she points at my cock and says you want happy ending?
I was I admit 8/10 tempted but managed to get off the coach just as my cock was firing into action and bang my trousers on. Leg feels miles worse but at least I know now.
A wank is not really worth a wank is it. If she had gotten her kit off mind then it would have been game over!
Barcon
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I go for a massage once a month, maybe once every six months. I doubt many on here could get through an hour with her without crying never mind producing wood.
BimboBob
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Well went today to one just off Portland street near the old monkey pub. Had knocked one out this morning just in case I was asked the question and to reduce temptation.
A lovey massage and a sign saying please do not ask for sexual services so assumed it was all fine and then sure enough right at end she points at my cock and says you want happy ending?
I was I admit 8/10 tempted but managed to get off the coach just as my cock was firing into action and bang my trousers on. Leg feels miles worse but at least I know now.
A wank is not really worth a wank is it. If she had gotten her kit off mind then it would have been game over!
Giggling at this. Far too many mental pictures of you hopping about trying to get your strides on.
DrBlueBob
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You would change your mind in a heartbeat if you went to my dentist. Or the Audi dealership come to think of it.It just really does not sit right for me. You have an injury that requires medical intervention and then you get jacked off ? You don't go to a doctor or dentist and get finished off like that .. "You need a root canal Bob would you like your All Inclusive wank before I start or afterwards ? "
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I go for a massage once a month, maybe once every six months. I doubt many on here could get through an hour with her without crying never mind producing wood.
Do you go once a month or once every six months? Just checking how pissed I am?
andyhinch
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This Thai girl she didn’t say she was smuggled into the country by a ginger bloke from the Timperley area by any chance ;-)Do you go once a month or once every six months? Just checking how pissed I am?
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This Thai girl she didn’t say she was smuggled into the country by a ginger bloke from the Timperley area by any chance ;-)
Yes she said he had just got out of the nick? Did 5 years for smuggling Thai women.
andyhinch
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I’m not surprised tbhYes she said he had just got out of the nick? Did 5 years for smuggling Thai women.
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Well went today to one just off Portland street near the old monkey pub. Had knocked one out this morning just in case I was asked the question and to reduce temptation.
A lovey massage and a sign saying please do not ask for sexual services so assumed it was all fine and then sure enough right at end she points at my cock and says you want happy ending?
I was I admit 8/10 tempted but managed to get off the coach just as my cock was firing into action and bang my trousers on. Leg feels miles worse but at least I know now.
A wank is not really worth a wank is it. If she had gotten her kit off mind then it would have been game over!
Hahaha! That’s an ace story.
I’d have just gone for it - if I thought I could get it up under pressure!
I don’t see much point in resisting tbh, then again I don’t think my wife would give two shits. Prolly happy that I’m not rubbing my cock against her leg later that night.