Do you dare take the challenge?

C_T_I_D said:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make one positive comment per player as seen below (yes gents, even Tal Ben-Haim!)

I thought this would be a welcome change from the negative comments we've had lately...


Shay Given (IRL) Is a brilliant keeper
Stuart Taylor (ENG) is a good keeper
Tal Ben-Haim (ISR) is an international footballer
Wayne Bridge (ENG) is our best left back
Richard Dunne (IRL) won player of the season several times
Javier Garrido (ESP) takes a good free kick
Nedum Onuoha (ENG) is one of englands most talented young defenders
Micah Richards (ENG) beat swine flu
Kolo Toure (CIV) has a loving relationship with city
Pablo Zabaleta (ARG) plays football like a real man
Gareth Barry (ENG) is a first class midfielder
Nigel de Jong (NED) is the anchor of our midfield
Kelvin Etuhu (NGR) has had some interesting haircuts
Stephen Ireland (IRL) has made himself first on the team sheet in a team of stars
Michael Johnson (ENG) is a talented midfielder
Vincent Kompany (BEL) has a great combative style
Martin Petrov (BUL) has a great left peg
Vladimir Weiss (SVK) can make the ball stick to his foot
Shaun Wright-Phillips (ENG) is a city legend
Emmanuel Adebayor (TGO) is one of the best strikers in the premiership
Craig Bellamy (WAL) has a great golf swing
Robinho (BRA) world class talent
Roque Santa Cruz (PRY) won the german league
Carlos Tevez (ARG)
south american player of the year 3 times.
 
Van der Sar -- Old
Kuszczak - dunno,ugly fucker though
Foster - Shit
Vidic - I'd have him at City
O'Shea - Average
Evra - Miserable twat
Ferdinand - Ugly miserable over-rated twat
Evans - rapist
Neville - Ugly fucking arsehole and twat of the highest order,has a shit tache
Rafael - Played well to keep robinho quiet
Brown - Orange
Fabio - who?
Carrick - Bwahahaha
Valencia - BWAHAHAHAA
Giggs - boz eyed intellectual failure
Fletcher - feltcher
Park - no comment
Scholes - sound guy,still a rag bastard with an exceptionally small ginger penis
Anderson - bwahahaha
Nani - BWAHAHAHAAA
Gibson - no comment,probably a tosser
Hargreaves - injured canadian
Tosic - tosser
Obertan - handsome fucker
Berbatov - lazy twat
Rooney - ugly scouse bastard
Owen - hahaha!
Macheda - pffft!
Welbeck - wellshit
 
Van der Sar -- PIMP
Kuszczak - Immigrant
Foster - OVER RATED
Vidic - HE MIGHT MURDER YA
O'Shea - HomoSexual Irish Twat
Evra - French ****
Ferdinand - CRACKHEAD
Evans - Rapist
Neville - Ugly fucking arsehole and twat of the highest order,has a shit tache
Rafael - YOUR NOT ROBINHOO
Brown - Ginger Bastard
Fabio - YOUR NOT ROBINHO
Carrick - UGLY BASTARD
Valencia - HE PLAYED FOR WIGAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Giggs - YOU SHUDA SIGNED FOR A BIG CLUB!
Fletcher - feltcher
Park - Might Get In Trouble If I Commented
Scholes - Ginger Twat
Anderson - YOUR NOT ROBINHOOOO!!!!
Nani - Portugese bent Bastard
Gibson - Just Looks Like A ****
Hargreaves - Fuckin Injury Prone
Tosic - Never seen him kick a Ball So Im Gonna Guess He's Shit
Obertan - Whoo???
Berbatov - Immigrant
Rooney - You Ugly Fat, Scouse bastard.
Owen - Enough Said!
Macheda - Italian 17 year old corrupt C**T (HARRY REDKNAP WAS ON SCREEN AS I WAS DOING THIS ONE :) )
Welbeck - Couldn't hit the back of renault espas!
 

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