Do you ever use a bidet, or are they only for posh people?

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  1. bluemooners09

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    Now the would be a posh wank.
     
  2. bobmcfc

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    Ive used the ones on the maternity ward in hospital after the birth of three of my children. It can be quite soothing on the stitches of ones torn, bruised Vagina
     
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  4. kippax4ever

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    Depends what setting it's on,spray/normal
    Use to pick the gee gees out for the following day,while sat on it after work.the gf at the time,shouted up have you done your bets for tomorrow as Julie needs a shit(her mate from work)..plus the same ex girl used it to get herself off also,clit,-washer cum rabbit
     
  5. flook

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    nope but we've got a drinking fountain in our bathroom
     
  6. west didsblue

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    Wipe with bog roll then finish off with bidet. Guarantees no skid marks on undercrackers.
     
  7. BlueMoonRisin'

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    I've caught several river monsters over 100lb in Spain. Also caught a few bigger specimen swamp monsters from POF. I'm good at shedding the hook though and chucking the unwanted specimens back mate; )
     
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  8. Stoned Rose

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    This forum is really going down the pan.
     
  9. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Bidet your time mate.
     
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  10. Barcon

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    Why don't they have seats?
     

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