Do you ever use a bidet, or are they only for posh people?

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  1. BlueMoonRisin'

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    For some reason that's just out me off buying crispy seaweed from my local takeaway; )
     
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    Hmm. I'm guessing your towbar is a butt plug then mate ?: /
     
  3. bluestevei

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    when I went to Spain for the 1st time, we filled the bidet up with ice and put our tins of beer in it so we could have a drink b4 we went out
     
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  4. better than a clean arse any day
     
  5. bluemooners09

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    I imagine sitting on a bidet while having a wank is enjoyable.
     
  6. I think you might be on to something there.
     
  7. an old bidet?
     
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  8. normskih

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    I'd wish I had room for a bidet in my bathroom. Bloody love one fitted, I would.
     
  9. sit in the sink with a flannel
     
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    Aha, Gordon, yer've got one of those Japanese-fangled toilets that Guy of Grimsby was 'pissing about with' t'other week! The one's with built in hose pipe that if yer not seated on 'la toilette' hits the craphouse ceiling!
     

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