Do you have a secret?

[dronefromsector7g]

Thought you'd be up for that gig?

How did you get on at the clinic by the way, you all clear?

The thing you gave me is gone, but the one Chabal gave me is too far gone. :-(

Internal Injuries? unlucky.

Perforated eardrum :-0

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

In 1981 I bought a camera for £49.95 from Dixons in Ashton and told her it was £39.95

 

[rushts]

In 1981 I bought a camera for £49.95 from Dixons in Ashton and told her it was £39.95

You complete and utter bastard. You make me sick.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

In 1981 I bought a camera for £49.95 from Dixons in Ashton and told her it was £39.95

You complete and utter bastard. You make me sick.

I know.....keeps me awake at night...I'm on medication

 

[city saint]

I told my missus I had a ten inch willy.god knows what'll happen when she sees it on our silver wedding anniversary next year

 

[rushts]

I told my missus I had a ten inch willy.god knows what'll happen when she sees it on our silver wedding anniversary next year

Tell her you always get mixed up with metric and imperial and it is infact 10cm's

 

[aguero93:20]

I told my missus I had a ten inch willy.god knows what'll happen when she sees it on our silver wedding anniversary next year

Tell her you always get mixed up with metric and imperial and it is infact 10cm's

May as well admit you have a tendency to exaggerate as well.

 

[rushts]

I told my missus I had a ten inch willy.god knows what'll happen when she sees it on our silver wedding anniversary next year

Tell her you always get mixed up with metric and imperial and it is infact 10cm's

May as well admit you have a tendency to exaggerate as well.

What the cunts not even married?

 

[city saint]

Tell her you always get mixed up with metric and imperial and it is infact 10cm's

May as well admit you have a tendency to exaggerate as well.

What the c**ts not even married?

she thought I was telling the truth when we met cos everyone told her I was a huge dick

 

[jared]

Yes and i'm telling her tonight. Stuff i got up to whilst we'd split earlier in the year but if we're going to stand a chance 2nd time around i don't want it built on lies.

This will not end well. At least wait until you get over the derby's inevitable crushing result.