Do you like Christmas?

Ive little uns who still believe so christmas day , and the run up is magical. Youngest has been a twat all week and i expect that to get worse but hey ho.
Xmas day is all about the kids.
Ill have my family up for bacon butties, her mum and brother for dinner, but thank fully they dont hang around and itll just be us , lovely

One place i avoid like the plague on xmas day is pubs. The once a year pub goers really piss me off. As a professional piss head i get annoyed by the lack of etiquette shown by the one day a year arseholes.
You stay out of our pubs in december and we will stay out of your gyms in January, deal?
 
Used to absolutely love it, always out socialising on the run up, but now I can’t drink I’m not that bothered, still enjoy the abundance of food though, and the footie.
 
All about Xmas dinner/new years day dinner. In the pub most evenings. Eating loads of food and getting home from the pub about 02:00 New years day. Landlord locks the doors at 21:00 and only lets in regulars after that, so no once a year wankers.
 
For 49 years I've absolutely loved Christmas.
This year, nothing. Not feeling it one bit, stuff been going on and just seeming to be stuck in traffic jams every minute of every day plus this fuckin rain.
I'm usually giddy as a kipper but feel as flat as a witches tit.
 
I'd say from now on until Christmas Day, is the worst. Feels rushed, last minute shopping, panicking, wrapping gifts, all the crap stuff left now at least until we get the family round the table, so can't wait until it's over now.

Will be nice to see the kids faces on Christmas Day, before it's a full day in the kitchen waiting for the next thing to go wrong.

Dec 27th to the 30th, that's the best time. Catch up with the films and specials you recorded but didn't get to watch, raiding the fridge for leftovers, making a turkey curry, whilst the other half pisses off to return the gift they almost pretended to like a few days before.
 
manimanc said:
For 49 years I've absolutely loved Christmas.
This year, nothing. Not feeling it one bit, stuff been going on and just seeming to be stuck in traffic jams every minute of every day plus this fuckin rain.
I'm usually giddy as a kipper but feel as flat as a witches tit.
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Weird. I always imagined a witches tit to be pointy.
 
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