Do you shave your balls?

Just to slightly detract onto another subject matter regading male genetalia, while.I understand why people shave their billocks,
whats with using lotion to have a wank? An american thing I am guessing as that is the only time I see it referenced on their tv and films
 
A trim to the bush and balls adds a couple of extra inches - at least in appearance; it's an old porn star trick - and leaves you feeling sleek and tidy, and er, more manly.
Do the bush with a pair of clippers on a low 3/4 setting, but not on 1/2 as it'll itch like fuck and looks well fucking dodgy. Do the balls carefully with a disposable razor. DON"T attempt to do the balls with the clippers as you'll end up with your scrotum jammed in its metal teeth. I talk from bitter experience here - there's no worse feeling than looking down and seeing you own balls bleeding.

Is it a metropolitan thing? Do you go somewhere to have it done?
 
I’m too old for this nonsense. I love a good hairy bush on a woman too! Finding a celebrity edition of Penthouse with Linda lusardi au natural was like winning the lottery as a teenage lad!

On a side note, she is 61! Can you believe that!

I must agree, a bit of bush is a necessity in a lass, not a forest but some grass on the wicket
 
I trim my pubes off with the clippers that I shave my head hair off with and then shave my length with the Gillette Fusion that I shave my face with.

I do the Gillette shaving in the shower. I haven't used shaving foam on my face for over 20 years.
 
Just to slightly detract onto another subject matter regading male genetalia, while.I understand why people shave their billocks,
whats with using lotion to have a wank? An american thing I am guessing as that is the only time I see it referenced on their tv and films
Is it something to do with circumcision and the absence of a fiveskin?
 
Yeah I use tweezers to pluck them out one at a time and if I don't have any lying around I'll stick a matchstick on them one by one until they fizzle out.

I fully recommend using Veet hair removal cream on them. You can 100% trust me on this one.
 
Fuck me lads it's 2019 get them shaved. This isn't a 1980's hair fest anymore. She's not flossing.

This.

It’s 2019 and I’m not Grizzly Adams.

Do my pubes above my nob with an electric razor and my balls and shaft entrance with a razor.

Makes it look bigger (I need all the help and I can get) and generally feels a lot better and cleaner.
 
At my age I have to be very careful not to become a member of the Jewish community.No offence meant Colin.
However yes I do have have a good shave every now and then,around the sac and bell end and pubes.
And you know what .. I feel very clean after that.Seriously.
However don`t know if I could go the full Beckham.
 
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