Do you shave your balls?

[idahoblues]

Nature put it there for a reason, leave it alone!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

No no no no no no

 

[2sheikhs]

My guess is, well through experience actually that a razor is a lot safer, less chance of your spare elbow skin getting chewed up in the electric trimmers.

I meant why do it in the first place, not the method of removal. It can only be for people who engage in teabagging on a regular basis.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

When I’m expecting sex, yes.

 

[squirtyflower]

When I’m expecting sex, yes.

That’s a no then?

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Fuck me lads it's 2019 get them shaved. This isn't a 1980's hair fest anymore. She's not flossing.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That’s a no then?

Not since the last time with you.

 

[squirtyflower]

Not since the last time with you.

Nothing finer

 

[Trojan1962]

I bet Gareth Southgate doesn’t after that team performance tonight he’s obviously not got any to shave

 

[kaz7]

Just trim it you daft twats

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nothing finer

Just been next door for a couple of pints. It’s changed hands in the last few months and gone slightly downhill. Nothing to stop me going in though - and nothing lasts for ever.

 

[urban genie]

To be fair are balls really that hairy? Isn't around the meat n veg that is bushy.

 

[Dicko69]

Shaved em once, the itching was unbearable.
Just trim them now, no itchyness. Makes little dicko look bigger and love it when I get a massage with cream off of Mrs dicko

 

[bluemooners09]

Yeah mine are called Phil and Grant

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Bet them Zagreb ultras shave their balls

 

[kaz7]

Bet them Zagreb ultras shave their balls

With a rusty knife as well

 

[jimharri]

No need to shave cos of Neil Mcnabs.
Just use brown sugar on them.

"That's why it tastes so good, yeah"

 

[SCP123]

A trim to the bush and balls adds a couple of extra inches - at least in appearance; it's an old porn star trick - and leaves you feeling sleek and tidy, and er, more manly.
Do the bush with a pair of clippers on a low 3/4 setting, but not on 1/2 as it'll itch like fuck and looks well fucking dodgy. Do the balls carefully with a disposable razor. DON"T attempt to do the balls with the clippers as you'll end up with your scrotum jammed in its metal teeth. I talk from bitter experience here - there's no worse feeling than looking down and seeing you own balls bleeding.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

A trim to the bush and balls adds a couple of extra inches - at least in appearance; it's an old porn star trick - and leaves you feeling sleek and tidy.
Do the bush with a pair of clippers on a low 3/4 setting, but not on 1/2 as it'll itch like fuck and looks well fucking dodgy. Do the balls carefully with a disposable razor. DON"T attempt to do the balls with the clippers as you'll end up with your scrotum jammed in its metal teeth. I talk from bitter experience here - there's no worse feeling than looking down and seeing you own balls bleeding.

That is too much detail for my liking :-)

 

[SCP123]

That is too much detail for my liking :-)

Bleed to death then...