Dodging train fares

BTH said:
If the railways were publicly owned once again they might be cheap enough for ordinary people to actually get on; you know, like they do abroad. Instead of that we have a mess of private sector firms still taking subsidies from the taxpayer, charging all kinds of eye-watering train fares and effectively dissuading people from using the trains. And for this whole incredible privatised fiasco we can thank our old friends, the Tories (something you may want to reflect on come polling day).

See arguably the definitive work on the subject for further damning and incredible info: http://www.christianwolmar.co.uk/books/the-great-british-railway-disaster/

utter bollocks.
I regularly go to London.Never pay more than £22 return.
Complete bargain!
Fare dodgers are as bad as benefit cheats.
 
BTH said:
If the railways were publicly owned once again they might be cheap enough for ordinary people to actually get on; you know, like they do abroad. Instead of that we have a mess of private sector firms still taking subsidies from the taxpayer, charging all kinds of eye-watering train fares and effectively dissuading people from using the trains. And for this whole incredible privatised fiasco we can thank our old friends, the Tories (something you may want to reflect on come polling day).

See arguably the definitive work on the subject for further damning and incredible info: http://www.christianwolmar.co.uk/books/the-great-british-railway-disaster/

What? Trains are full to the brim most days, we need more infrastructure to run more trains before worrying about more passengers.
 
easy at Victoria provided your train isnt in on platforms 1 or 2 just keep walking up the stairs as if you're going MaccyDs or the MEN ticket office and walk down stairs on t'other side and wave at the ticket inspectors as you bypass th, simples
 
its mint when they dont check tickets. fantastic. many times i have travelled to liverpool and not been checked. it saves me 9 quid.
 
fucking conductors. got stopped for a £2.80 fare at about half 11 from Stockport last train that i'd legged it for and my card didn't work in the machine, the guy was a right twat about it and made me fill a form out, I had money in the account and the nob was blaming it on me. Got away with enough free journeys in the past though ;)
 
bluejase said:
fucking conductors. got stopped for a £2.80 fare at about half 11 from Stockport last train that i'd legged it for and my card didn't work in the machine, the guy was a right twat about it and made me fill a form out, I had money in the account and the nob was blaming it on me. Got away with enough free journeys in the past though ;)

I've had that before. The handheld card machines are fucking shit, but apparently that's all down to the customer.
 
bluejase said:
fucking conductors. got stopped for a £2.80 fare at about half 11 from Stockport last train that i'd legged it for and my card didn't work in the machine, the guy was a right twat about it and made me fill a form out, I had money in the account and the nob was blaming it on me. Got away with enough free journeys in the past though ;)

Had that the other day coming home, twat made me pay at the machine at the station at Picadilly, waited for me as I got off the train.
 
mcfcliam said:
Is this one of the best feelings ever?

Knowing you've got away without paying.

Hello Liam,

This is Mixu Paatelainen here from first travel network trains, first of all i was shocked to see this post on here, and due to this post we will be looking into your recent 'dodge' and we will be prosecuting you on behalf of you shooting yourself in the foot with this post and giving yourself away,

your IP address has been recorded and we will track you down and be in touch very soon, don't even think about hiding under your bed when you hear a knock at the door, thanks for your co-operation in this matter.

regards

Mixu.
 
Freestyler said:
mcfcliam said:
Is this one of the best feelings ever?

Knowing you've got away without paying.

Hello Liam,

This is Mixu Paatelainen here from first travel network trains, first of all i was shocked to see this post on here, and due to this post we will be looking into your recent 'dodge' and we will be prosecuting you on behalf of you shooting yourself in the foot with this post and giving yourself away,

your IP address has been recorded and we will track you down and be in touch very soon, don't even think about hiding under your bed when you hear a knock at the door, thanks for your co-operation in this matter.

regards

Mixu.

Fucking hell!!!

I am in stitches!
 
1_barry_conlon said:
This was the main stay of getting to away matches in the 80's. There was a certain art in jibbing and not getting caught by the hector...sorry, operator! :-)
this lad has got it spot on,my furthest trip was all the way to pompey and back,top jib,its a pity we werent in europe in the early 80s that wud ave been fun,there was also the family rail card worked out at £4 each to euston,or you could buy train tickets from the local travel agents,we knewthe girl who worked in ours and kept gettin kids tickets up untill we was 19-20,but if you was skint its was da old jib.what fun days!!!!
 
Happy days jibbed manc to calais in late 70s with a series of plausible half truths ! It was fun but going by the pet shop woman yesterday on a tag in trafford for selling a goldfish to an underage child Id be afraid to even jib the tram now !!!!!
 
I'm with you Liam. It's a top feeling, a small victory against 'the maaan'.

I spent my late teens and early 20s jibbing trains all over the country following City. It was the only way I could get there. 6 of us on a "Family Railcard" paying a quid each to go down to London or wherever. That's the most BR ever got out of me. Well done lad!

No one here actually thinks jibbing is wrong. Well done all, especially Barry Conlon for his use of the word "hectors", that takes me back. The 80s were the golden age of jibbing.

Jibbers of the world unite!
 
used to jib the trains also.pay a quid on a family railcard on the midnight down to London etc,great feeling walking off that platform especially when you had robbed the bar as well.Remember getting caught at Euston getting off the midnight train en route to Reading festival to see New Order 89ish.3 of us.we kept saying 'we got on at Bletchley mate' which was the last stop before Euston.The hector said tell us you got on at Mcr and i'll let you walk through.My mate,the rag twat said 'we got on at Mcr'.The thick ****.Right your all nicked said the hector.Thick twats utd fans!
 
Spent many a happy day dodging fares throughout Europe. The night train (with me car on as well) to Nice was a good one.

I came back from Greece once and jumped on the Manc train at Euston without a ticket. I got all the way to Piccadilly before being asked for a ticket and came out with the 'i just got on at Stockport' routine. Not very plausible as i was wearing shorts and sandals, carrying a big rucksack and a guitar and sporting a lovely golden tan in the middle of October.

happy days indeed
 
macca-mcfc-flc said:
1_barry_conlon said:
This was the main stay of getting to away matches in the 80's. There was a certain art in jibbing and not getting caught by the hector...sorry, operator! :-)
this lad has got it spot on,my furthest trip was all the way to pompey and back,top jib,its a pity we werent in europe in the early 80s that wud ave been fun,there was also the family rail card worked out at £4 each to euston,or you could buy train tickets from the local travel agents,we knewthe girl who worked in ours and kept gettin kids tickets up untill we was 19-20,but if you was skint its was da old jib.what fun days!!!!


The student railcard was a god-send. Still got a picture of mine from being 17 sporting a top wedge! Still travelled to europe though on the 'Persil vouchers' for a bit of continental shopping. For our younger viewers persil washing powder did a promo for a 2for1 if you were travelling abroad. Worked out once about £12 each for a trip to Paris to watch England play France.
Back to jibbing here and a 2p platform ticket was the way past the Hectors and then onto the train. The tube was a doddle in those days for jibbing as well and can never recall ever paying.

Not condoning it now but that's how we followed the blues on a budget of sweet FA in thos days.
 

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