Dodgy Song Lyrics.

TTTCITYBHOY said:
Maybe acceptable in the 60's & 70's...but nowadays ?

Hot Chocolate ~ It Started With A Kiss
"How could I resist,the aroma of your perfume.....
you were only 8 years old,and I had just about turned 9"
She was 8,wearing perfume,he was 9 and noticed it,ffs.


Drifters ~ Kissing In The Back Row
"We can't have too much fun,til all your homework's done"
What age was she...17....9... .?


Gary Puckett & The Union Gap ~ Young Girl
"Beneath your perfume and make up,you're just a baby in disguise"
Enough said there methinks :)


Tom Jones ~ Delilah
"I felt the knife in my hand,and she laughed no more"
What...cos she was shagging another guy,you just fukn stabbed her,nice.Kick HIS balls,but stab HER.

Anymore.
This isn't related to the AJ thread btw..... :)
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That line is well dodgy. I don't believe for one minute he managed nine inches.
 
Won't you save them for me even though you're only three

Brotherhood Of Man
 
Gilbert O'Sullivan liked to babysit......

Clair, the moment I met you, I swear
I felt as if something, somewhere
Had happened to me, which I couldn't see
And then, the moment I met you, again
I knew in my heart that we were friends
It had to be so, it couldn't be no


But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why
You get to me in a way I can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say
To me you're more than a child


Oh, Clair
Clair


Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you in all that you do
But why in spite of our age difference do I cry
Each time I leave you I feel I could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
"I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me, Uncle Ray"


Oh, Clair
Clair


Clair, I've told you before "Don't you dare"
"Get back into bed"
"Can't you see that it's late"
"No you can't have a drink"
"Oh, alright then, but wait just a minute"


While I, in an effort to babysit, catch up on my breath
What there is left of it
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning the sun will see my lifetime away
Oh Clair
Clair
Oh Clair
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Gilbert O'Sullivan liked to babysit......

Clair, the moment I met you, I swear
I felt as if something, somewhere
Had happened to me, which I couldn't see
And then, the moment I met you, again
I knew in my heart that we were friendso
It had to be so, it couldn't be no


But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why
You get to me in a way I can't describe
Words mean so little when you look up and smile
I don't care what people say
To me you're more than a child


Oh, Clair
Clair


Clair, if ever a moment so rare
Was captured for all to compare
That moment is you in all that you do
But why in spite of our age difference do I cry
Each time I leave you I feel I could die
Nothing means more to me than hearing you say
"I'm going to marry you
Will you marry me, Uncle Ray"


Oh, Clair
Clair


Clair, I've told you before "Don't you dare"
"Get back into bed"
"Can't you see that it's late"
"No you can't have a drink"
"Oh, alright then, but wait just a minute"


While I, in an effort to babysit, catch up on my breath
What there is left of it
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning the sun will see my lifetime away
Oh Clair
Clair
Oh Clair
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Honestly, your mind!
That's completely innocent.
Yours sincerely,
Uncle Ray
 
Rob J said:
Won't you save them for me even though you're only three

Brotherhood Of Man
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gayest song in history haha


[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szavq0lrFtg[/video]
 
Motorhead Jailbait

Teenage baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on
One chase baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down

Tell you baby oh you look so fine,
Sending quivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages,
Jailbait, oh and I ain't too late,
Jailbait baby get down
 
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