Dodgy Song Lyrics.

Anyway, this song does not stand up to modern ears ;)

(Even though it actually about bribing your girlfriends little siblings to go away and let you make out with the legally over age girlfiend of yours... that first verse is just wrong nowadays!!!)

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-M_sWs-x8[/video]

Little children, you better not tell on me
I'm tellin' you, little children, you better not tell what you see
And if you're good, I'll give you candy and a quarter
If you're quiet like you oughta be and keep a secret with me

I wish they would go away, little children
Now why ain't you playin' outside? I'm askin' you
You can't fool me 'cause I'm gonna know if you hide
And try to peek, I'm gonna treat you to a movie
Stop your gigglin', children do be nice, like little sugars and spice

You saw me kissin' your sister
You saw me holdin' her hand
But if you snitch to your mother
Your father won't understand

I wish they would take a nap, little children
Now why don't you go bye-bye? Go anywhere at all
Little children, I know you would go if you tried
Go up the stairs, me and your sister, we're goin' steady
How can I kiss her when I'm ready to with little children like you around?
I wonder what can I do around little children like you
 
In defence of Bjorn from abba, he wrote that song as a reaction to feeling it weird that all these young girls who were still at school were throwing themselves at him - if you read the words none of it is about going out with the kid! ;) He found it weird, him married to Agnetha as well! The lyrics show that he would never go out with them cos they're only a child, despite them screaming at him when he's on stage..


jimharri said:
Abba - Does your mother know.


You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
That's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
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A couple of snippets from the Jethro Tull album Aqualung:-

Aqualung

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Cross-Eyed Mary

Laughing in the playground - gets no kicks from little boys:
would rather make it with a letching grey.
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung,
who watches through the railings as they play.
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer
but her favour's good and strong:
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate
helps the poor man get along.
 
Hey Littlle Tomboy by The Beach Boys


Hey little tomboy Sit here on my lap I got things that I gotta tell you No more skateboards Put away your baseball mitt Your rough living days are through You could find new places to go-wo-wo You could see that boys love you so-wo-wo They're doin' it all over the world Hey little hey little hey little tomboy Time you turned into a girl Hey little hey little hey little tomboy They're doin' it all over the world Hey little tomboy I've had my eyes on you Thinkin' what a girl you could be Mm I smell perfume Let's try some cut-off jeans Look at all the changes I see I'm gonna teach you to ki-hi-hiss It's gonna feel just like thi-hi-hiss They're doin' it all over the world Hey little hey little hey little tomboy Time you turned into a girl Hey little hey little hey little tomboy They're doin' it all over the world Ok. Alright honey. alright! Ah yeah! Fine little thing Lookin' o.k. Alright! I'll check her out a couple times Ok, put on a little lipstick. Let's see what it looks like Hey little hey little hey little tomboy She looks good I'm gonna make you a girl Hey little hey little hey little tomboy Now let's put a dress on and wear a little makeup Whew! You make a beautiful girl O.k., now shave your legs now for your first time They're so smooth. Hey little hey little hey little tomboy They're doin' it all over the world
 
This song is performed by The Stranglersand appears on the album No More Heroes (1977).

I want to love you like your dad
And be your superman
I'll show you things you've never had
And hold your little hand

Bring On The Nubiles
Bring On The Nubiles
I go crazy for ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya

I'll kiss your zone erogenous
There's plenty to explore
I've got to lick your little puss
And nail you to the floor

Bring On The Nubiles
Bring On The Nubiles
I go crazy for ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Lemme Lemme Fuck Ya Fuck Ya
Lemme Lemme Fuck Ya Fuck Ya
Lemme Lemme Lick Your Lucky Smiles
Bring On The Nubiles
Bring On The Nubiles

I Go Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Lemme Lemme Fuck Ya Fuck Ya
Lemme Lemme Fuck Ya Fuck Ya
Lemme Lemme Lick Your Lucky Smiles
Bring On The Nubiles
Bring On The Nubiles

There's lots of games that we can play
Just turn my tap I'll drip
And when the fever reaches you
I'm high beneath my zip

Bring On The Nubiles
Bring On The Nubiles
I go crazy for ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
Crazy For Ya
 
kippaxkid74 said:
In defence of Bjorn from abba, he wrote that song as a reaction to feeling it weird that all these young girls who were still at school were throwing themselves at him - if you read the words none of it is about going out with the kid! ;) He found it weird, him married to Agnetha as well! The lyrics show that he would never go out with them cos they're only a child, despite them screaming at him when he's on stage..
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Look;if I wanted common sense and/or logic, I wouldn't be on here, would I?


;-)
 
"Roller Skating Child" by Beach Boys

Well she's a roller skating child
With a ribbon in her hair
She gets my heart to beating
When I see her there
You know my heart starts smiling when she sings
She's such an angel I bet she's got wings

And we'll make sweet lovin' when the sun goes down
We'll even do more when your mama's not around
Well oh my oh gosh oh gee
She really send chills inside of me



They've got a record playing in the skatin' rink
She comes skatin' past me and she gives me a wink
I go and get my skates on and I catch up with her
We do it holdin' hands it's so cold I go "brrr"

And we'll make sweet lovin' when the sun goes down
We'll even do more when her mama's not around
Well oh my oh gosh oh gee
She really send chills inside of me

Round and around and around we go
The music keeps me on my feet
It's sweet it's sweet it's sweeter than honey
When we're walkin' down the street
(That's right)

We run in to the kitchen and we grab a bite
Her folks let me stay with her 'til late at night
So many guys want a girl like mine
A love like this happens only one time

And we'll make sweet lovin' when the sun goes down
We'll even do more when her mama's not around
Well oh my oh gosh oh gee
She really send chills inside of me

Roller skating child
 
"Jack and Diane" - John Mellencamp

Suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freeze
Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap, he's got his hands between her knees
Jacky say, "Hey Diane lets run off behind a shady tree
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please"
 
The Macc Lads "Uncle Knobby".

I know full well it was a piss-take (as all the Macc Lads stuff was), but I'm not sure it's appropriate now.

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?

I introduce my penis to hamsters, gerbils and mice
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?

I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags

Ooh! Uncle Knobby, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any dildos, we don't want to wear pantyhose
Ooh! Uncle Knobby, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.

 
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