Does anyone else think Mourhino is a Pr*ck?

[Citizen Green]

100% prick

100% winner

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Jesus, would rather have Penelope Pitstop.

It's amazing what an eyebrow wax can do for a woman who decided Scientology wasn't really her bag.

And for the record, Jose's probably into self-love - a bit like a few of the wenkers on here, eh!

Come off it Tolm, Penelope looks a right filthy little minx, fully siliconed up as well.

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Come off it Tolm, Penelope looks a right filthy little minx, fully siliconed up as well.

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

With you on the hairy part, seen her in a few photos sporting a decent tash.

She can afford regular waxings though so I'm sure I wouldn't be too upset going down for the gravy.

 

[christened at st marks]

JOSE Mourinho will leave Milan to manage Real Madrid irrespective of whether he brings Inter their first European Cup for 45 years.
Jose Mourinho has told Inter’s board this will be his last season at the San Siro and negotiations with Madrid are so advanced that transfer targets have already been discussed.
One of his premium targets is Chelsea’s Ashley Cole, who perfectly fits both Madrid’s need for a top-class left-back and Mourinho’s preference for taking players he knows and trusts to a new club.

But everybody said he was coming here

 

[robbieh]

Come off it Tolm, Penelope looks a right filthy little minx, fully siliconed up as well.

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

Spanish women know how to use razors, they do you know.

Bronzed and healthy much better than pale and pasty.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

Spanish women know how to use razors, they do you know.

Bronzed and healthy much better than pale and pasty.

Yeah, that's why they all have a five o' clock shadow!

 

[Seosa]

A great manager, a winner and a superb character, but ridiculously arrogant and I'd rather we kept Bobby Manc

 

[BingoBango]

Come off it Tolm, Penelope looks a right filthy little minx, fully siliconed up as well.

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

I used to go out with a Spanish woman, and she was extremely smooth :)

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Nah, mate. Forgive the apparent gross generalisation, but Spanish women = HAIRY.

I can imagine she has carpet legs under her Vera Wang.

Thank Christ for Francis Drake and Sir Walter, that's all I can say.

I used to go out with a Spanish woman, and she was extremely smooth :)

Antonio Banderas, or another ladyboy?

 

[BingoBango]

I used to go out with a Spanish woman, and she was extremely smooth :)

Antonio Banderas, or another ladyboy?

Nope, an extremely attractive Valencian woman (is that a word? It is now).