My sister was a massive fan of Twilight. Once told me, quite seriously, that she wanted a vampire for Christmas. LolOh yes, the stories are flooding in. She told one of her former neighbours that if their tortoise didn’t stop eating her plants that she’d drown it.
It’s okay though. The tortoise is currently about 120 years old.
She was a proper Nora Batty type.
It's these anecdotes that live on in the memory and keep them close x