Ancient.tueartsboots said:How old is that joke !stony said:Reminds me of the new priest taking confession for the first time.
A young girl comes in and says "forgive me father I have sinned, last night I kissed my boyfriend on the lips"
The young priest is a bit panic struck and looks out of the confessional and spies the organist "quick" he says "what did the old father give for a young girl kissing her boyfriend?"
"Three hail Mary's, and light a candle for baby Jesus" says the organist
The young priest goes back in an dispenses this advise.
Another young girl comes in and says
"Forgive me father I have sinned. Last night I gave my boyfriend a blowjob"
Panic stricken again, he looks out of the confessional and sees an alter boy.
"quick" he says "what did the old father give for a blowjob?"
"£2.50 and a Mars bar" Said the Alter boy.......
but not as old as stony.
;)