Dog House

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I've had dreams some nights involving Ginger from Girls Aloud. I gyrate my hips in my sleep and make a sex piss on the bedsheets

 

[bluejimmines]

i've told the missus i'm going to punch her dads teeth in, things aren't going well here at the minute. I'm not violent but the cnut needs it, the interfering bastard

 

[johnmc]

The missus has said i've been doing summat similar. I wouldn't call it punching her full blast just half nudges and the odd kick. Thing is she is keith cheggars and it shits me up when she says i've done it. Gonna start sleeping in a straight jacket. If she wasn't pregnant i'd twat her for complaining. Slag

 

[stony]

This morning, I had a dream that I was boxing (as it was a former sport of mine when I was a kid).

I was awoken by a rather large shout. Seems I had been punching my girlfriend in the face repeatedly, whilst I was sleeping.

She currently isn't speaking to me.

Does anyone know if Hallmark do a "Sorry I split your lip while sleeping" card?

You need a really special custom card for that. One that is professionally handmade and unique.

I wonder where you could have one made at a reasonable price ?

 

[mammutly]

I've had dreams some nights involving Ginger from Girls Aloud. I gyrate my hips in my sleep and make a sex piss on the bedsheets

PMSL

 

[lostmyhouseski]

were you really asleep damocles? ; )

 

[GStar]

This morning, I had a dream that I was boxing (as it was a former sport of mine when I was a kid).

I was awoken by a rather large shout. Seems I had been punching my girlfriend in the face repeatedly, whilst I was sleeping.

She currently isn't speaking to me.

Does anyone know if Hallmark do a "Sorry I split your lip while sleeping" card?

You need a really special custom card for that. One that is professionally handmade and unique.

I wonder where you could have one made at a reasonable price ?

I've heard 'Belle Vue Crafts' store have all your worldy card and craft needs, would i be right in thinking this?

 

[stony]

This morning, I had a dream that I was boxing (as it was a former sport of mine when I was a kid).

I was awoken by a rather large shout. Seems I had been punching my girlfriend in the face repeatedly, whilst I was sleeping.

She currently isn't speaking to me.

Does anyone know if Hallmark do a "Sorry I split your lip while sleeping" card?

You need a really special custom card for that. One that is professionally handmade and unique.

I wonder where you could have one made at a reasonable price ?

I've heard 'BelleCrafts' store have all your worldy card and craft needs, would i be right in thinking this?

Edited for accuracy, but you're right GStar, i believe they do

 

[Stato]

This morning, I had a dream that I was boxing (as it was a former sport of mine when I was a kid).

I was awoken by a rather large shout. Seems I had been punching my girlfriend in the face repeatedly, whilst I was sleeping.

She currently isn't speaking to me.

Does anyone know if Hallmark do a "Sorry I split your lip while sleeping" card?

You need a really special custom card for that. One that is professionally handmade and unique.

I wonder where you could have one made at a reasonable price ?

I've heard 'Belle Vue Crafts' store have all your worldy card and craft needs, would i be right in thinking this?

ffs gstar at least get the name right.

 

[Stato]

i recommend BelleCrafts too, very good price for the quality.