Dogs!!!

Was walking her round the local park the other day, another dog walker stops us and asks "Is that a Patterdale?" we said Yes,
he says "little bastards arent they"... Oh yes!

Ours is called...... Daisy btw!

Aye, we used to have one years ago - got him from the RSPCA, he was a right little bastard, never known such a little bastard dog tbf. He used to escape from the yard and go terrorising other dogs in the neighborhood, we had so many complaints about that dog.

People would stop us on walks and say that dog needs muzzling.... Well, you try and get a muzzle on him then!

We have an old staffy now that we rescued about three years ago, such a great dog, really friendly and sociable - but like the guy above says, he can do stealth whenever the fridge is opened, i'm sure he just materialise's from the living room into the kitchen, because there's no way he can make those stairs without a sound, the clumping twat :)
 
Lost my best bud on Friday 11 year old boxer, really wounded, devastated

On another note I fostered a Beagle a couple of years back to find her a new home anyway she’s still with me we kept her
she’s food mad and opens kitchen cupboards etc, I have to have bungee ropes on kitchen cupboards to stop her getting in them
she has eaten a full bottle of cooking oil before now, she once also stole a kebab I was eating off my plate on the table as I jumped up to celebrate Aguero scoring in the champs league, it was on a naan bread and she dragged around the room as I chased her spilling it all over the show as we went,ruined it.....
 
Lost a full brisket to chopper once, that sucked. 18 hours of tlc on the bbq gone in about 7 seconds. All there was when i came back from the kitchen was an empty plate and a seriously guilty dog face with beef juice dripping from his chops, the ****. I decided after that i'd cook it all for him and i would get the scraps pretty much and that is the deal to this day :-)

:). Resistance is futile.
 
Shovel to the head should sort that behaviour out with cats.
Use the sharp edge for best results.

You’re such a ****. Anyone attempting to take a shovel to my wee Sam had better have upped their life insurance and said goodbye to their family.
 
You’re such a ****. Anyone attempting to take a shovel to my wee Sam had better have upped their life insurance and said goodbye to their family.
Nah, that's too quick for your cat, I've got special plans for him.
 
You are all lucky people to still have your best friend by your side. I lost mine a year ago tomorrow and I still miss him dearly.

Heart breaking. They are a family member and my view is, if you can’t accept that you shouldn’t have one. Maybe giving a great loving home to another one when you’re ready might help. There’s plenty that need people like you.
 
My degus eat everything and poop everywhere.

I had to re-order a new modem because of them.
 

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