Dogs!!!

Pictures! Newfoundlands are ace.
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Potty training my youngest at the moment. Dog ate his turd at the weekend - in my living room!

Freddy loves eating shit - sheep, cow, rabbit, cat - but if he ever finds a human shit (people sometimes shit on the beach in Brighton) it's like all his Christmas's have come at once. Which is why I wasn't finishing off the remains of the soup left in the bottom of the bowl yesterday lunchtime.
 
I started out with the best intentions and did much of what you have said, the thing is he is my best mate so he gets away with murder. He looks at me, thinks I am going to get told off for this but in 30 seconds he will have forgiven me so bollocks, he eats it/does it etc. I see him on the field sniffing fox shit, he looks at me and decides the bollocking is worth the 30 seconds of fun he will have, again knowing we are best mates in minutes.

I would rather him be like that than too good that he has no fun.

Armchairs methods belong in the stone age. Had dogs all my life and never have i had to be 'the boss' or dominate one.
 
Years ago, when our youngest was a nipper, I quizzed him about some Ferero Rocher missing from the fridge.

“The dog pinched them” was his stout defence.

To which the follow-up question was “Ah, he put the wrappers back then, did he?”

Silence...
 

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