Donald Trump

[TinFoilHat]

It’s America and he heard gunshots in his vicinity.
How is this even news?

In all seriousness though, if you were a conspiracy theorist, this one writes itself.
Could it be they know they’re losing and they are calling to arms, their support to be ready for what comes after?

Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist but you get the jist.

"Protect your President!" Could be the be the new "Stand up and stand by!"

 

[Eebo]

You don't want to piss off those Swifties

 

[xgorton]

Hole in one ? Not this time.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

All very convenient.

 

[TonyM]

They said on the news that they found a backpack with ceramic tiles in it. Tiler Swift?

 

[roman totale]

He’s getting desperate now. Get some stooge to fire off a few rounds in an attempt to get a bit of attention back and normalize gun violence against political figures. Pathetic.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Loony Laura is on the case.

 

[threespires]

You don't want to piss off those Swifties

They're a very well organised and efficient bunch, if it was them he'd be gone.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

"Elmo has entered the chat"

 

[SWP's back]

"Elmo has entered the chat"

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Guys you’re not even trying.