Donating sperm

I did this to help fund excessive drinking whilst a student in Liverpool. I think I got £40 a shot back in the mid '80's, so looks like the value has plummeted in real terms.

The thought that some of the little shits bottling our bus last year could be mine fills me with shame - though somehow tinged with parental pride...

As for the lyin' and a-cheatin' Mad Eyed Screamer, your secret is safe with us for a small consideration. Mind you, that's what you gave the shim...
 
creditunionhero said:
About four years ago a woman I know who worked in Boston (she was in the personnel dept' ) said a guy she worked with was moving down to Florida, as this guy was a prick and an arsehole she decided to give him a send off he wouldn't forget, her best mate at work was a Brazilian trans-sexual. Now, no- one other than her and the head of personnel new the background about this individual as the information was confidential. So her and her best mate dreamt up a story that only this prat that was leaving would believe . As her best mate this "Girl" wanted to get laid for the first time, of course this bloke was so vain, he fell for it .

A few weeks after the bloke texted this Brazilian to ask if anything had happened, which of course it couldn't, so he just replied no.

The sad part about all this is that this Brazilian would really like to get back together with this bloke if only he could find out where he is these days?







The events depicted are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to anyone living or dead or known as Mad Eyed are probably true.
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Your idea of a parody was spot on but you should’ve started a thread with these details instead of putting it in a reply to MES.
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
R2Deepthroat

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Some questions/points. is it height adjustable as I can only stand knees bent for short periods?
why is it situated in a lobby/waiting area?
who is responsible for cleaning between goes?
what is the screen for? could be useful to watch porn while being blown, or could be used as distraction to put you off to make you last longer(united videos maybe).
its a better shape and less ugly than some of my ex girlfriends.
a friend wants to know if they are available to the general public yet or will I, sorry, he have to wait.
can you withdraw and give it a facial?
 
Blue_eyes said:
Some questions/points. is it height adjustable as I can only stand knees bent for short periods?
why is it situated in a lobby/waiting area?
who is responsible for cleaning between goes?
what is the screen for? could be useful to watch porn while being blown, or could be used as distraction to put you off to make you last longer(united videos maybe).
its a better shape and less ugly than some of my ex girlfriends.
a friend wants to know if they are available to the general public yet or will I, sorry, he have to wait.
can you withdraw and give it a facial?
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No, though it only works on birthdays and new year's eve. The rest of the time it just stands in the corner whinging at everything you do...
 
york away to this! said:
I did this to help fund excessive drinking whilst a student in Liverpool. I think I got £40 a shot back in the mid '80's, so looks like the value has plummeted in real terms.

The thought that some of the little shits bottling our bus last year could be mine fills me with shame - though somehow tinged with parental pride...

As for the lyin' and a-cheatin' Mad Eyed Screamer, your secret is safe with us for a small consideration. Mind you, that's what you gave the shim...
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The price has gone down as 5here is more wankers around!
 
Hamann Pineapple said:
R2Deepthroat
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