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[Feed-The-Goat]

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Quit bitching and get back to your Quiche.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Must admit I have never tried one sober.

And only ever had one pissed.

Each to their own I guess.

 

[BimboBob]

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Where do you go then after a night on the piss? The savoy grill?

Chips. From a chinky. Covered in curry sauce. Man food.<br /><br />-- Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:31 pm --<br /><br />

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Must admit I have never tried one sober.

And only ever had one pissed.

Each to their own I guess.

Others on this thread have. They need to feel the shame. As I said, pissed is ok but not sober.

 

[Richie]

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Quit bitching and get back to your ham & egg flan.

Edited for accuracy

 

[2sheikhs]

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Where do you go then after a night on the piss? The savoy grill?

Chips. From a chinky. Covered in curry sauce. Man food.

-- Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:31 pm --

Anyone who eats a kebab if they are sober needs locking up. Disgusting meat hanging in a fly stained window whilst being hacked at by a fat sweaty immigrant is not my idea of gourmet dining.

Must admit I have never tried one sober.

And only ever had one pissed.

Each to their own I guess.

Others on this thread have. They need to feel the shame. As I said, pissed is ok but not sober.

Chinese takeaways eh. They've never had any problems with standards of cleanliness have they?

 

[BimboBob]

Where do you go then after a night on the piss? The savoy grill?

Chips. From a chinky. Covered in curry sauce. Man food.

-- Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:31 pm --

Must admit I have never tried one sober.

And only ever had one pissed.

Each to their own I guess.

Others on this thread have. They need to feel the shame. As I said, pissed is ok but not sober.

Chinese takeaways eh. They've never had any problems with standards of cleanliness have they?

I don't care and i don't care for one reason. They are all out back. Could be hundreds of tiny people with faces that make them look like they have just had a wank in my chicken and sweetcorn soup all milling around spitting over my chicken dish but I will never see them.

Kebab meat on the other hand is there. Right in front of me. Slowly turning on it's rusty spike covered in Turkish snot and sweat whilst a swarthy illegal looking yeti uses a knife that was cleaned in his armpit to cut slices off something that looks grey and has been there for days.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Chips. From a chinky. Covered in curry sauce. Man food.

-- Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:31 pm --



Others on this thread have. They need to feel the shame. As I said, pissed is ok but not sober.

Chinese takeaways eh. They've never had any problems with standards of cleanliness have they?

I don't care and i don't care for one reason. They are all out back. Could be hundreds of tiny people with faces that make them look like they have just had a wank in my chicken and sweetcorn soup all milling around spitting over my chicken dish but I will never see them.

Kebab meat on the other hand is there. Right in front of me. Slowly turning on it's rusty spike covered in Turkish snot and sweat whilst a swarthy illegal looking yeti uses a knife that was cleaned in his armpit to cut slices off something that looks grey and has been there for days.

Thats why they taste soooooooooooo good.

 

[rushts]

Chips. From a chinky. Covered in curry sauce. Man food.

-- Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:31 pm --



Others on this thread have. They need to feel the shame. As I said, pissed is ok but not sober.

Chinese takeaways eh. They've never had any problems with standards of cleanliness have they?

I don't care and i don't care for one reason. They are all out back. Could be hundreds of tiny people with faces that make them look like they have just had a wank in my chicken and sweetcorn soup all milling around spitting over my chicken dish but I will never see them.

Kebab meat on the other hand is there. Right in front of me. Slowly turning on it's rusty spike covered in Turkish snot and sweat whilst a swarthy illegal looking yeti uses a knife that was cleaned in his armpit to cut slices off something that looks grey and has been there for days.

Mmmmm a fresh keeba, much better than when they scoop it up from those trays,
(you know the ones where the gravy and peas are) The meat could have been sweating in there for weeks and you'd never know.

 

[Cellarite]

Stop it Bimbo, she's not due in til 9:30, I'm starving already and you're making it worse. I can't wait much longer.

 

[dave55]

just tucking into my kebab now, from top pizza on fog lane, and guess what...........im sober