Dont Marry a Foreigner

[Marklr]

...or a Salford girl.

 

[Blue Mist]

My youngest son has moved to Melbourne a year ago. He lives with a Chilean girl. They have bought a place together.
Although he's in Oz it's a 2 hour flight from us near Brisbane or a 17 hour drive. He came up at Christmas but haven't seen him since. Really miss him.
Hope to fuck he never moves to Chile.

Dear Bill,
Has your sons wife had a child?
If the answer is no you have totally missed the point of this thread.
Sod off I politely said.

 

[metalblue]

My youngest son has moved to Melbourne a year ago. He lives with a Chilean girl. They have bought a place together.
Although he's in Oz it's a 2 hour flight from us near Brisbane or a 17 hour drive. He came up at Christmas but haven't seen him since. Really miss him.
Hope to fuck he never moves to Chile.

Was he on married at first sight?

 

[Blue Mist]

Bump. Sooooooooo, as my grandson cannot come to me I/we, are going to him, for........ 3 months !!!!!! :-)
Early September until early December.
Late yesterday the lady who has previously minded our dog came back to us to agree to have him. Very shortly I will be on Etihads website sorting dates out and ordering 'teach yourself Oz' from DuoLingo.

Absolutely buzzin', sadly I will miss a lot of games but, sorry City, not even Alfies lad can stop me going.

 

[Blue Mist]

Further to the above, we looked to see if we could live there. The short answer is yes if you get a Parent Visa.
It costs £3,500. They are currently processing visa applications submitted in 2012.
If you cant wait 20 years you can fast track the system, you simply pay £25,000. Visas submitted in 2018 are currently being processed!!
Oh and you have to prove you have a minimum of 50k cash and that you have more children in Australia than England...... so that's us done for as we have 2 here.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Bump. Sooooooooo, as my grandson cannot come to me I/we, are going to him, for........ 3 months !!!!!! :-)
Early September until early December.
Late yesterday the lady who has previously minded our dog came back to us to agree to have him. Very shortly I will be on Etihads website sorting dates out and ordering 'teach yourself Oz' from DuoLingo.

Absolutely buzzin', sadly I will miss a lot of games but, sorry City, not even Alfies lad can stop me going.

Enjoy mate, was going to offer you my little blue he only lives an hour away but gotta say after I've had him for the day its great to get him in the car for the hand back. Especially after chasing him around the back garden with the football for hours. :-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

My youngest son has moved to Melbourne a year ago. He lives with a Chilean girl. They have bought a place together.
Although he's in Oz it's a 2 hour flight from us near Brisbane or a 17 hour drive. He came up at Christmas but haven't seen him since. Really miss him.
Hope to fuck he never moves to Chile.

Would be a bit spicy that, heard it’s cold there.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Further to the above, we looked to see if we could live there. The short answer is yes if you get a Parent Visa.
It costs £3,500. They are currently processing visa applications submitted in 2012.
If you cant wait 20 years you can fast track the system, you simply pay £25,000 dollars. Visas submitted in 2018 are currently being processed!!
Oh and you have to prove you have a minimum of 50k cash and that you have more children in Australia than England...... so that's us done for as we have 2 here.

ouch!
bloody hell mate, thought it would be a little easier than that when you have relations over there.

 

[Blue Mist]

ouch!
bloody hell mate, thought it would be a little easier than that when you have relations over there.

The simple fact is they don't want any drain on their welfare system.

 

[snorky]

Haven't read all the whiny yap thread, but I will have your season ticket when you bog off Musky :)