Dumping suggestions

[Always Ali]

Just tell her the sex was okay but that she is not really girlfriend material, she should take the hint (worked for me).

 

[tangaroa]

or d) nail her round the back of the head with a spade and bury her in a landfill...

Is this thread subtly linked to the 'how to dispose of a corpse thread'? ;-)

 

[BlueBearBoots]

tell her you've got craba or herpes or summat

 

[jimharri]

tell her you've got craba or herpes or summat

Probably already been posted earlier (too lazy to look), but anyway. Nail her mum/sister/both, but make sure she catches you planted up to your taters in one of them. Bound to work!

 

[TFC]

Lucky Toma: I need to talk to you.
Psycho Bird: OK baby boy.
LT: Its over between us.
PB: Yes!!! Yes, of course I will marry you!
LT: Eh?

Congrats!

;)

 

[glen quagmire]

Toma, imagine how you felt with the brighton??? bird, a little while back? Normally i'd say just ignore her or something, just remember when your the unwanted one.

be nice.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Yeah that is true Glen. Love in the way you want to be loved. Dump in the way you want to be dumped.

I'll grow a pair and do the right thing.

 

[lee-mcfc]

Man up a bit & tell her you great big pussy.

Just a thought.

 

[typicalcity68]

Got a mad one on my hands at the moment who thinks its love between us - in her words 'a very deep connection' - and who claims she can barely sleep and cant stop thinking about me. Also texts me non-stop and calls me waaay to often.

To me its a fling. Nothing more. Only known her a fortnight, met her twice and sex the once. Was hoping to string it out a bit for more sex but Jesus she's a bit scary and full-on now. I need to nip this one in the bud because she's potentially psychotic.

Suggestions?

Tell her you have got the clap. If that fails, have her killed.

 

[davymcfc]

Got a mad one on my hands at the moment who thinks its love between us - in her words 'a very deep connection' - and who claims she can barely sleep and cant stop thinking about me. Also texts me non-stop and calls me waaay to often.

To me its a fling. Nothing more. Only known her a fortnight, met her twice and sex the once. Was hoping to string it out a bit for more sex but Jesus she's a bit scary and full-on now. I need to nip this one in the bud because she's potentially psychotic.

Suggestions?

tell her you have a friend called davymcfc and he would be happy to be a rebound shag.