Eating on your own in public

[nelsons willie]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Top tip? Read. Take a book. Sit down, order, drink wine and then take your time eating whilst reading.

Was about to post.... Take a book/tablet/laptop and just chill out, enjoy your food and bury your head in the ladyboys groin area

 

[BimboBob]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Top tip? Read. Take a book. Sit down, order, drink wine and then take your time eating whilst reading.

Was about to post.... Take a book/tablet/laptop and just chill out, enjoy your food and bury your head in the article.

I am/have. We're live here folks. I skipped starters so the steak should be along shortly.

Dessert is a toss up between
A) getting the fuck out of here
B) the chocolate cheesecake

Cheesecake. Brandy. Keep reading. You will look cool as fuck. The waiter will want a sample later on.

 

[BimboBob]

Re: Eating yourself in public.

If you could, would you?

It would get messy. Can i eat you instead?

What? Again?

Was over too quick last time.

 

[giokingkladze]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Was about to post.... Take a book/tablet/laptop and just chill out, enjoy your food and bury your head in the article.

I am/have. We're live here folks. I skipped starters so the steak should be along shortly.

Dessert is a toss up between
A) getting the fuck out of here
B) the chocolate cheesecake

Cheesecake. Brandy. Keep reading. You will look cool as fuck. The waiter will want a sample later on.

Could you broadcast on webcam for us to watch?

 

[LittleStan]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Was about to post.... Take a book/tablet/laptop and just chill out, enjoy your food and bury your head in the article.

I am/have. We're live here folks. I skipped starters so the steak should be along shortly.

Dessert is a toss up between
A) getting the fuck out of here
B) the chocolate cheesecake

Cheesecake. Brandy. Keep reading. You will look cool as fuck. The waiter will want a sample later on.

Our challenge now is to make you LOL or ROTFL so you look insane.

How about doing a sit down piss in an empty wine glass and complaining it is off?

 

[MikeBlue]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Bit slack on the info here.

What cut of steak you go for? How did you have it cooked? Did you go for a sauce with it? What sides did it come with?

 

[LeeOnePen]

Waitress =7
Girl also on her own at a different table =5.

 

[glen quagmire]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Waitress =7
Girl also on her own at a different table =5.

Have you got a ukulele?

 

[MikeBlue]

Re: Eating on your own in public

You dont need a book as you are going to be sat on your phone updating us the whole time by the looks of it.

 

[nelsons willie]

Re: Eating on your own in public

Waitress =7
Girl also on her own at a different table =5.

give her a wave