Ebola Outbreak

[andyhinch]

Nor sneezed at, come to that.

who on earth would think "it's not to be sneezed at" is any sort of well known phrase or saying capable of sustaining a pun?.... *cough, cough*

You're being very phlegmatic mate.

Hope this thread doesnt give my computer a virus

 

[york away to this!]

who on earth would think "it's not to be sneezed at" is any sort of well known phrase or saying capable of sustaining a pun?.... *cough, cough*

You're being very phlegmatic mate.

Hope this thread doesnt give my computer a virus

...it's certainly bugging me already.

 

[Pam]

My computer has Myxomatosis of the Motherboard. What (specifically) do all yours have?

BTW, you will be laughing on the other side of your faces if Ebola has killed us all by next Monday afternoon.

 

[york away to this!]

My computer has Myxomatosis of the Motherboard. What (specifically) do all yours have?

BTW, you will be laughing on the other side of your faces if Ebola has killed us all by next Monday afternoon.

...at least we will have had a wheeze in the meantime...

 

[mcmanus]

Stop getting in a fucking tizz over nowt.

There is a virus in bloody Africa that will kill some people there, we are not in danger, this is not a Hollywood film and the UK are well prepared.

If you wanna shit yourselves up watch Fox or Sky news and wait for the second plague.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Stop getting in a fucking tizz over nowt.

There is a virus in bloody Africa that will kill some people there, we are not in danger, this is not a Hollywood film and the UK are well prepared.

If you wanna shit yourselves up watch Fox or Sky news and wait for the second plague.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) has warned there could be 10,000 new cases of ebola per week within two months.

Health officials said that 8,914 cases of ebola have now been reported in West Africa, including 4,447 deaths.

WHO assistant director general Bruce Aylward told a press conference in Geneva that the total was expected to top 9,000 by the end of this week.

He warned that the death rate from the current outbreak has now risen to 70%. It was previously estimated at about 50%.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I work at mcr airport and sometimes have to touch bags from Africa , O....M....G.... ( shrieks , runs around the room wobbling my hands and screeching )

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Winter Flu kills thousands more in the UK alone every year !

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Stop getting in a fucking tizz over nowt.

There is a virus in bloody Africa that will kill some people there, we are not in danger, this is not a Hollywood film and the UK are well prepared.

If you wanna shit yourselves up watch Fox or Sky news and wait for the second plague.

26 beds
That's what the NHS has ready
26 beds

1 ward!

 

[80s Shorts]

Winter Flu kills thousands more in the UK alone every year !

W.H.O. has said that there is every chance that there will be 10,000 new cases every WEEK in W.Africa before Christmas. The current death rate is around 70%.

Winter flu kills elderly, already ill and vulnerable people mainly over 75 years of age. It does not kill children and generally healthy adults.