Ederson and Jesus cleared to play (Pg 63)

Eccles Blue said:
What is this CR7 is it a new vaccine? Or am I getting mixed up with a new toilet cleanser?





Don’t answer that…..I know it’s really that strange guy who thinks he’s King of the world and was getting fed up of St Marcus getting all the publicity and decided it was time to turn the tables!!
Boooooooring! Yawn, yawn, yawn.
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The circus comes to town. (Stretford Town)
 
chaddblue said:
Carson is a full England international who is only just over a year older than Schmeichel and is younger than Fabianski so won't be the oldest keeper in the PL

I know its not ideal but some people are talking about him like he's a 45 year old one armed loanee from Stalybridge Celtic
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It’s just that he looks fkn 45 !!!
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
And homeless!
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I can picture Carson coming on tomorrow for the warm up with a hole in his keeper top, a woolly hat with only one boot and a plastic bag on his other foot. He will bring with him a scruffy dog with a piece of string for a lead. He will lie the dog in the goal mouth on a piece of cardboard next to an empty Costa coffee cup. Then whilst the team go in after warm up he will whip out the bucket of dirty water and a sponge and wash a few of the hospitality windows
After all that with a bit of luck he will still keep a clean sheet
 
edinburgh123 said:
I can picture Carson coming on tomorrow for the warm up with a hole in his keeper top, a woolly hat with only one boot and a plastic bag on his other foot. He will bring with him a scruffy dog with a piece of string for a lead. He will lie the dog in the goal mouth on a piece of cardboard next to an empty Costa coffee cup. Then whilst the team go in after warm up he will whip out the bucket of dirty water and a sponge and wash a few of the hospitality windows
After all that with a bit of luck he will still keep a clean sheet
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Just got a photo of him getting off the team bus
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