Eight legged freaks

[Manchester_lalala]

Twenty years ago I visited a relative in Australia and as money was tight I could only afford to hire a crappy Datsun in Estate.

Whilst driving along the highway from Sydney the sun was blinding, so I pulled down the sun visor. Fuck me I've never shit myself quite like I did that day when I saw a Huntsman Spider the size of a dinner plate about three inches from my face. Having managed to avoid a serious collision I pulled over got out and using the wrench from the boot managed to negotiate it out of the car. I set off again and about forty minutes later saw another one in the passenger side footwell that must have been the first ones big brother. I arrived back home and one of the locals found it in the back and shifted it.

My mate did a tour in Afghanistan and told me about Camel Spiders, they are frightening, huge and like nothing more than snuggling up in the troops sweaty boots. If I was technically savvy I'd attach a picture of one cos they really are massive a d you'd need a fucking big slipper to sort one out

Them camel spiders are huge. Need an rpg to take them out.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Yep, they're back. Just picked my shoes up in the porch way and a huge spider came flying off and onto my leg. The horrible little **** got my size 9's to its hairy skull. I swear they're getting bigger each year.

I just got back from the alehouse, went upstairs to put my comfys on and saw a whopper on the wall. Im scared of them Got a flip flip out to leather it and took a fair swing, the fucker must have felt it coming and legged it across the wall horizontally. This is why they are so weird and scary. Next swing, it went down vertically. And legged it at pace behind the washing basket. Eventually caught it.
Nothing needs 8 legs, even a camel manages on 4. Fuck you spiders, freaky looking and moving bastards

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

Camel Spider

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Camel Spider

**shuddered**

 

[fatbloke]

Camel Spider

What the fucking hell is that twat? I'd run away screaming like a little woman, that fucking thing would have to knock on the door to get in.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What the fucking hell is that twat? I'd run away screaming like a little woman, that fucking thing would have to knock on the door to get in.

That picture makes it (them?) look bigger than it is. Google it to see more

 

[dublinblue12]

What the fucking hell is that twat? I'd run away screaming like a little woman, that fucking thing would have to knock on the door to get in.

FACT : A camel spider is not actually a spider or a camel, its more of a scorpion, but its not actually a scorpion either

 

[Manchester_lalala]

What the fucking hell is that twat? I'd run away screaming like a little woman, that fucking thing would have to knock on the door to get in.

Look at the hairs on it. Goes to the barbers for a weekly cut.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

it's not the big ones that need necessarily be a worry.

Aaaarrraaaaagggghhh no fuck me

 

[Barcon]

What the fucking hell is that twat? I'd run away screaming like a little woman, that fucking thing would have to knock on the door to get in.

A pair of something.