PostCan we not just cover the country in electrified chicken wire and have poles sticking up from our cars like a big dodgem arrangement?
Ok you might have the odd pikey hitching a free ride on the back, and he might try and finger your misses behind the candy floss stall at the services, but that's a small price to pay.
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Whilst the rest of Off Top is drowning in Songs that Involve Ferrets who Sound Like Elvis (or whatever the latest thread is) you post this to really show Off Top humour at its best.
Love it.