Maybe it's time to recreate the Home Guard in defence against Ellon's proposed Yankee invasion.
I'm 72 and near to being a pacifist, but if this country is being invaded give me a Lee-Enfield and I'll fight the twats.
'How can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his gods.'
By the way, any British citizen supporting such an invasion is a traitor in accordance with the Treason Felony Act. So in an emergency, we'll have to set up People's Courts to deal with them. I can think of some good walls they can stand against.