Email from our CEO

[discopop]

This is not a matter closed, not for me.
I want to be sure that this does not happen again, and since I have lost confidence in the owners and the board, I hope that the government will impose 50+1 in the Premier League even if this means that the club will lose economic muscle

Fucking lol at the state of this first post, take your faux outrage elsewhere you fucking chump.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

On ly the Tunnel Club? Clearly you must have annoyed him - I got a personal apology from HHSM, a gold plated statue of Merlin and a promise that KdB would come round on Wednesdays to put my bins out.

Liar! Bin day is Tuesday!

 

[mat]

I must have got the first draft?

Dear Mat,

We stitched those bastards up good and proper. Serves Woodward right for trying to bounce us into being fucked by the rags and the Scouse cunts.

I'm getting you are fucked off with us and that's understandable but we couldn't tell you what was cracking off in case one of their WhatsApp twats got wind...

As part of the settlement for CAS we sat down with Cerefin who told us the old history boys were planning to fuck football up and he needed some help in getting rid of the fuckers. So we had a word with Roman, who hates the cunts as much as we do. In exchange for an FA Cup win he'd join us in stitching up the bastards. Now they have no power and are embarrassed to fuck. Told you we'd put them in their place! As a fucking bonus pack yet bags for Istanbul as we're playing the chavs there!

Cheers,

Your mate
Soz

 

[marco]

Fucking lol at the state of this first post, take your faux outrage elsewhere you fucking chump.

LIKE X 10000000000000000

 

[Lavinda Past]

I do dislike it when comms/press officers liberally sprinkle' the word 'that'. It's superfluous.

Also, "I want to personally assure you". They are suggesting he 'wants' to personally assure us. Surely, it should be "I personally assure you... ".

Sorry, I find it annoying. :)

Wonderful piece of pedantry

 

[ninjamonkey]

Oh FFS stop exaggerating. She wouldn’t send you an email - look how you’d react

Are you still trying to claim we didn't even sign up to it or is an official apology for signing up to it enough of a "real detail" for you to acknowledge we did indeed sign up for it?

 

[I'm Blue]

Fucking lol at the state of this first post, take your faux outrage elsewhere you fucking chump.

Must work for Sky.

 

[Paraward]

Fucking lol at the state of this first post, take your faux outrage elsewhere you fucking chump.

Do you work for City group?
If the answer is no, I don't understand your answer.
Not even 48 hours have passed since the directive that directs the club made a movement that attacked the integrity of English football lul

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The telling bit for me was him saying they lost sight of the bond between the fans and the club. He's been here, what, 8.5 years and doesn't understand our 'DNA' and the passion for, and bond we have with, City.

Too fucking busy with his vision of CFG and the rest of the world to bother about his core customers here in Manchester & the rest of the UK who turn up to support the team. To him, we're measured in revenue per fan and churn rates. We can be shunted from seats we've sat in for many years to accommodate hospitality areas and advertising boards, and be expected to pay more, year on year, for the privilege.

Perhaps he could start anew by trying to actually understand us then?

 

[we are the east stand]

Ffs mine came from Hugh Ferris, almost forgot about him since COVID kicked off...bloody Super league!