Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

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LongsightM13 said:
People who would never on their best day ever have a chance, pretending they are studs who don't care.
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but lets face facts, maybe the funniest thread ever. I am just sorry that I don't have the imagination to get something about Ricster and Emma in a motivational picture.
Actually, the soiled yourself thread might still be winning, but it’s going to be close.
 
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one for ricster...
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He's going innnnnnnnnnnn
She's pulling outttttttttt
He's going innnnnnnnnnnn
She's pulling outttttttttt
Ricsters going in for a kisser on the lips
A kisser on the lips, a kisser on the lipsssss
 
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As far as I'm aware, there's only been Ant and Dida who've opted to not fall at the girl's feet. They didn't insult her, they didn't say she was ugly, they simply stated that she wasn't to their own, individual taste.

I don't see the problem with that and I'm quite sure that if Natalie is as bright and personable as she seems that she'd rather read posts of that ilk than the mindless 'smash her backdoors' in drivel that makes up about 80% of this forum these days.

I know it'll come as a shock to a lot of posters but in real life girls don't really respond to lines about 'smashing'.

If you're all lucky, I'll be on tomorrow to talk you all through the differences between porn and real sex.
 
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TheMightyQuinn said:
As far as I'm aware, there's only been Ant and Dida who've opted to not fall at the girl's feet. They didn't insult her, they didn't say she was ugly, they simply stated that she wasn't to their own, individual taste.

I don't see the problem with that and I'm quite sure that if Natalie is as bright and personable as she seems that she'd rather read posts of that ilk than the mindless 'smash her backdoors' in drivel that makes up about 80% of this forum these days.

I know it'll come as a shock to a lot of posters but in real life girls don't really respond to lines about 'smashing'.

If you're all lucky, I'll be on tomorrow to talk you all through the differences between porn and real sex.
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That doesn't quite rhyme, but it's a good effort.
 
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gaudinho's stolen car said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
As far as I'm aware, there's only been Ant and Dida who've opted to not fall at the girl's feet. They didn't insult her, they didn't say she was ugly, they simply stated that she wasn't to their own, individual taste.

I don't see the problem with that and I'm quite sure that if Natalie is as bright and personable as she seems that she'd rather read posts of that ilk than the mindless 'smash her backdoors' in drivel that makes up about 80% of this forum these days.

I know it'll come as a shock to a lot of posters but in real life girls don't really respond to lines about 'smashing'.

If you're all lucky, I'll be on tomorrow to talk you all through the differences between porn and real sex.
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That doesn't quite rhyme, but it's a good effort.
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I've studied poetry and as a result I'd never, ever, subject anyone, ever, to my own poetry even if it existed, which it doesn't. So there.

That does rhyme if you pronounce 'ever' as 'ev air'...
 
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TheMightyQuinn said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
That doesn't quite rhyme, but it's a good effort.
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I've studied poetry and as a result I'd never, ever, subject anyone, ever, to my own poetry even if it existed, which it doesn't. So there.

That does rhyme if you pronounce 'ever' as 'ev air'...
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I like it. Where have you been TMQ did you get banned?
 
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TheMightyQuinn said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
That doesn't quite rhyme, but it's a good effort.
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I've studied poetry and as a result I'd never, ever, subject anyone, ever, to my own poetry even if it existed, which it doesn't. So there.

That does rhyme if you pronounce 'ever' as 'ev air'...
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Haiku. Iambic pentameter. Free verse.
You tell the fuckers, Quinny.
"We are the non-rhyming poetry massive, ok, ok"
 
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