Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

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TheMightyQuinn said:
As far as I'm aware, there's only been Ant and Dida who've opted to not fall at the girl's feet. They didn't insult her, they didn't say she was ugly, they simply stated that she wasn't to their own, individual taste.

I don't see the problem with that and I'm quite sure that if Natalie is as bright and personable as she seems that she'd rather read posts of that ilk than the mindless 'smash her backdoors' in drivel that makes up about 80% of this forum these days.

I know it'll come as a shock to a lot of posters but in real life girls don't really respond to lines about 'smashing'.

If you're all lucky, I'll be on tomorrow to talk you all through the differences between porn and real sex.
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Hey! I didn't fall at their feet if you don't mind.....might have tripped a little But never fell!
 
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gingerthai said:
dref619 said:
i'd say not really, but i'm a complete cynic and think the only way into a women's heart (pants) is your wallet
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Will an empty wallet do? lol
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i dont know mate, but it certainly isn't working for me
 
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This is a bit pervey and sad, this thread!
 
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Reading the update on here last night had me dreaming of card tricks. However, I wasn't impressing two attractive women and was making a complete balls up of it.

Ricster, I salute you. However, I will not be getting involved in the poetry.
 
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Ric, I'll bring Emma's seasoncard along to the next home game so you can smell it haha!

Natalie, i'll vouch for the Ricster. A true gentlemen who has many qualities: -

- Kind
- Humerous
- City Fan
- Smiley
- Great fashion sense (Balo headgear)
- Skills (although from his card tricks i wouldn't play him at poker!)

If Emma doesn't snap him up, then sod it i'm going to give it a go ;-)

-- Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:50 am --

Ticket For Schalke said:
You've got a way MM.
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Like no other mate ;-)

This smashing back doors in has got to stop, Ric has to start filtering it out. It's become like watching a 90yo Ken Dodd standup routine for 3 hours when we get one of these threads develop into a 'smash, slap, backdoors' marathon.

NEW BALLS PLEASE!
 
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mancmackem said:
Ricster, I have Emma's seasoncard from last season and know where she sits at COMS haha!

;-)
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Someone earlier in the thread sits near her and Natalie at City and offered to pass on a message if nothing materialised from this thread, and its not near us, lol.
 
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But what happens when Emma finds out that Ricster isn't the owner of Bluemoon, like wot he claimed!
 
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