Empty seats on telly suggestion

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Not read all 11 pages - the subject is boring - but may I make a suggestion to City - why not provide blow up dolls wearing City colours - home and away shirts.
Then if you have an empty seat next to you - blow up the doll and seat it next to you. If you have a seat that is occupied then keep the blow up doll / for next time . - or hand it back in at full time. Stash it into a big bag on the concourse - similar to taking plastic bags back to a Supermarket. -
I imagine this post will " get slaughtered". The idea came from from the poster who said his flask occupied the seat next to him.

Possibly the greatest suggestion ever on Bluemoon, Mr Piss i salute you,

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not read all 11 pages - the subject is boring - but may I make a suggestion to City - why not provide blow up dolls wearing City colours - home and away shirts.
Then if you have an empty seat next to you - blow up the doll and seat it next to you. If you have a seat that is occupied then keep the blow up doll / for next time . - or hand it back in at full time. Stash it into a big bag on the concourse - similar to taking plastic bags back to a Supermarket. -
I imagine this post will " get slaughtered". The idea came from from the poster who said his flask occupied the seat next to him.

Possibly the greatest suggestion ever on Bluemoon, Mr Piss i salute you,

It's Mr p*ss you disrespectful motherfucker.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Not read all 11 pages - the subject is boring - but may I make a suggestion to City - why not provide blow up dolls wearing City colours - home and away shirts.
Then if you have an empty seat next to you - blow up the doll and seat it next to you. If you have a seat that is occupied then keep the blow up doll / for next time . - or hand it back in at full time. Stash it into a big bag on the concourse - similar to taking plastic bags back to a Supermarket. -
I imagine this post will " get slaughtered". The idea came from from the poster who said his flask occupied the seat next to him.

Possibly the greatest suggestion ever on Bluemoon, Mr Piss i salute you,

It's Mr p*ss you disrespectful motherfucker.

Its a bit early in the morning for such language GDM, i dont want to enter into abuse with you. I'm too in awe of Bluep*ss and dont want to detract from his suggestion. Maybe we can get recordings inside the dolls that can be activated by whoever is responsible to sing along to Bluemoon and we're not really here. Like plastic bags, hopefully there will be dolls for life available as well as the bog standard ones, which will be more robust and can be flung about when a goal is scored.

 

[john@staustell]

Or do what utd do and hide them in the upper tiers. Not sure what you can do if season ticket holders can't make an early ko though.

Or go Xmas shopping, or just cant be arsed against 'smaller' teams. If season tickets become scarce again at some point in the future, look at these attendance stats and give it to some bugger who turns up.

 

[Champions2012!]

Why let it worry you so much, are scared of what people say about the empty seats. I couldn't give a toss weather we had 20000 empty seats.

this
they can't find anything to slam us with so they have to resort to empty seats
pathetic

 

[waspish]

I get from some rags "why you extending your ground when you can't sell out now" I just tell them our owners are sick of the 20 thousand song so now you'll have sing 30 thousand empty seats instead.. ;)

 

[remember arthur mann]

So is it P!SS, PUSS, PASS or possibly POSS ?

 

[Tim of the Oak]

I am all for the blow up doll suggestion providing the dolls are not exploited. There would need to be rules including:
A) the dolls receive the living wage ad not the minimum wage.

B) if the person missing the last game hasn't got a good excuse (e.g. GDM watching the rags) then the dolls are entitled to "see" the next game as well.

C) if the dolls deflate early then they are guaranteed to be red late day half-time

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

So do we and have done for a while now.

Not to the extent they do mate.

What's the difference? Other than you've got less chance of sitting next to a plastic fan.

The difference is they say they're the biggest club in the world and we don't. If you take away all the plastics that help fill their stinking swamp they'd be left with about six scrotes from Salford.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

So many no-shows in the Family Stand today that 1894's attempt at an upper tier display was a disaster and there was a glittering of the coloured paper on empty seats for the entire game.

Hopefully our 7,500 new season ticket holders next season value their STs more than some in our ground, such as the fella two seats from me who has only turned up for the derby and Liverpool game this season, leaving it empty for the rest (except cup games).

Why the fuck does it bother you if season card holders dont show?