Endoscopy without sedation

[Anonymous]

I've never had owt shoved down my throat .... shoved up my arse , yes , on a few occasions ..... but never down my throat!

 

[MCFC BOB]

I'm going in for one in two weeks. Should be fun.

Perhaps you could compile a 'Music For Endoscopies' compilation, Bob.
I'd include something by the Butthole Surfers for starters.
And possibly 'Back Door Man' by The Doors.

Mine's going down my throat.

 

[The Flash]

I'm going in for one in two weeks. Should be fun.

Perhaps you could compile a 'Music For Endoscopies' compilation, Bob.
I'd include something by the Butthole Surfers for starters.
And possibly 'Back Door Man' by The Doors.

Or "My arse won't heal" - By Rectal Discharge & The Anal Love Beads.

However, most likely it will contain tracks by the most influential band in the world: Boards Of Canada....

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I have had 8 endoscopies ....first 1 without sedation ......next 7 with .....tells you how much I coped with the first one ......I was trying to pull the damn tube out of my throat .....

After it had gone up yer arse?

 

[modgeblue]

I hated it mate, even the anesthetic down before the camera. At least found out what was up and now on 7 tablets a day so worth the discomfort

I think with all the deliberate misinformation I was given by piss taking old blokes plus going on the internet for medical advice I could hardly sleep the night before. Bricking it pal. Had the sedative and can't really remember much else other than the telly. No bother compared to having a swab were the doc puts a cotton bud looking thing down your japs eye. That made me cry.

You want to try having a camera down the old japs eye then.Ouch, it fooking hurt at first but then became more uncomfortable than anything else.But the first two pisses after, AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
A nurse stood behind me and said " hold my hand" I thought "what the fuck ..." The doc said "cough as loud as you can"
So I did.The next words I remember shouting were "BASTARD !!!!!" I then apologised for my outburst and the nurse having now let go off my hand (I honestly thought I`d broken her fingers) said "its OK love,we`ve heard worse than that !!"

i had that done a few months ago didnt hurt a bit just felt like i was pissing backwards. you tart

 

[dazdon]

I have had 8 endoscopies ....first 1 without sedation ......next 7 with .....tells you how much I coped with the first one ......I was trying to pull the damn tube out of my throat .....

After it had gone up yer arse?

I wondered how long it would take to sexualise this thread ;-)

 

[oakiecokie]

I think with all the deliberate misinformation I was given by piss taking old blokes plus going on the internet for medical advice I could hardly sleep the night before. Bricking it pal. Had the sedative and can't really remember much else other than the telly. No bother compared to having a swab were the doc puts a cotton bud looking thing down your japs eye. That made me cry.

You want to try having a camera down the old japs eye then.Ouch, it fooking hurt at first but then became more uncomfortable than anything else.But the first two pisses after, AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
A nurse stood behind me and said " hold my hand" I thought "what the fuck ..." The doc said "cough as loud as you can"
So I did.The next words I remember shouting were "BASTARD !!!!!" I then apologised for my outburst and the nurse having now let go off my hand (I honestly thought I`d broken her fingers) said "its OK love,we`ve heard worse than that !!"

i had that done a few months ago didnt hurt a bit just felt like i was pissing backwards. you tart

Of course it didn`t hurt you.I mean with you,the fucking camera only had to go down a fucking inch ! For me it was fucking 10 inches mate. ;)

 

[underneath the sky]

Had it with the throat spray nearly 2 years ago and if I had to have it again they would have to knock me out with a sledge hammer nevermind sedate me! Damn acid reflux thought I had an ulcer!

 

[Aphex]

I'm going in for one in two weeks. Should be fun.

Perhaps you could compile a 'Music For Endoscopies' compilation, Bob.
I'd include something by the Butthole Surfers for starters.
And possibly 'Back Door Man' by The Doors.

Or "My arse won't heal" - By Rectal Discharge & The Anal Love Beads.

However, most likely it will contain tracks by the most influential band in the world: Boards Of Canada....

If you put as much energy into listening to Boards of Canada as you do slating the god fearers, you may very well enjoy their music.

As for the OP. You are very brave, kudos!

 

[dazdon]

Small update.

I can't stop belching and i'm not a serial belcher.