Enduring football myths & clichés

[Bill the Blue]

Fergie Time

Scholes just can't tackle (bless him)

Never know when their beaten

Game of 2 halves

Beckham can drop a cross on a sixpence

If that would have gone in it would've been a goal

KOP sucking the ball into the goal

His legs have gone

Class of 92

Cantona the philosopher

The 80's drinking culture

And Smith must score

He felt a touch so was within his right to go down (applies to the Dippers front 3)

Rags..Biggest club in the world

Dippers are the best ever team ever, ever ever (even though they've won next to fcuk all for 30 years)

If your good enough age is not a barrier (Lingard)

The Dabber is a world class footballer and is worth £200 million of anyone's money

The rags have 769 squillion fans

Sam Allardyce will save your club from relegation

David Moyes is a football genius





It's OK, I'll stop now..!

 

[KS55]

A wet Wednesday night at Stoke

 

[Blue Mist]

"If anything he struck the ball too well". Whenever a snap shot goes straight at the keeper or past the post.

That sits alongside 'I think they scored too early' !!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The boy's future is ahead of him.
The Next Messi or Teenage Sensation or Wonderkid.
He has a left and a right foot.
They need to score a goal if they want to win .

 

[laserblue]

2-0 is a dangerous scoreline.

 

[Vienna_70]

It was a good time to score.

When is it ever a bad time to score?

 

[remember arthur mann]

It was a good time to score.

When is it ever a bad time to score?

In the first minute against City !!

 

[goalmole]

You had me at "The Kop sucking", although that's no myth.

You're right, they're a bunch of Kop suckers

 

[goalmole]

He's not talking about the rags by any chance, is he?
Just couldn't be sure from that short clip.

 

[salfordbluetrue]

Class of 92 won the league with the youngest squad,
guess who did?